I’ve been out of tech work for near as long as I have career experience.

Each day feels another nail in the coffin of those 6 years of education.

I swear I’m not flaming, but what did you think TOP said?

Just by proximity of thoughts you are aligning Silksong with a “school play” which is purposely and unquestionably inaccurate. What about the execution of Silksong strikes you as amateur or childish?

At least compare two performances made by people the same ages, if you’re going to feign a reasonable comparison.

You can. Just gotta find the riiight bush. Probably something like poison oak.

It’s itchy.

Just turn Elon into poo. Don’t fuck with Mars.

It’s…a hypothetical? A fabricated reason why you aren’t given a massive lump sum of money, and instead have to live off dividends? The “what” doesn’t matter.

“The Superior Barrel”

“When” is weird to me because it implies the statement was true once and the other person was aware of it.

“When did someone tell you that? I’d been working on my owl hoots lately and really improved them.”

“I only want your biggest, burliest neutrinos!”

Shoulda been Abe’s head in the middle. Go the extra 15 miles!

The bones are good but the set up is lacking.

It needs to be couple’s therapy, so the wife is in the room. And, while I like the image of him crying but still going to say it, it doesn’t fit with the new setup, so you’d have to change him to being unable to help himself.

For brevity, maybe just change the last line to:

my wife: …I swear to God, Jon. Don’t.

It’s not about “may”, you have to.

If huge bombin’ gnorks don’t wring a drop of serotonin outta ya, then your soul has the problem, not the boob machine.

I can’t tell if the joke is that now is just back then, but again.

Are you not American or just rural? A cup of basic black in a city ain’t cost 2 dollars for like 5-8 years. Probably even longer.

Ok, but that’s still weird in my mind. That’s not raw, that’s preserved.

What does stopping American Christofascists from reconstructing the US government into a baldly authoritarian cesspit look like for normal, moderate Christians? And how does it differ from what theists of other religions and atheists could do to stop the same thing (reconstruction of the US government)?

Why would you calculate the tip before the final amount? And why would that incorrect amount be printed out for the customer?

256 billionaires that we know of!

Have you seen prices drop since companies have laid off all the human help? If human interaction is such a botique concession how did business manage until now and where did their savings go?

Why are prices staying the same (if we’re lucky) or still rising, services are staying the same (if we’re lucky) or getting worse, companies are taking all these cost-saving measures like sweeping layoffs, and yet the biggest companies are generally posting record profits?

I understand you’re probably playing devil’s advocate but devils aren’t entitled to an attorney.