I refuse to amplify that. Sounds like Cyberpunk “gonk and choomba” nonsense.

I’ll call them “comm(s)” as Izanagi intended.

They shoot at it when the food is subpar.

Can we change lemmy names? I wanna swap to “Butthole Falcon” for a bit.

That doesn’t answer anyone’s question.

What about being sexual abused by a older family member makes it a better punchline?

The ‘plap plap GET PREGNANT’ meme, but with a therapist shouting:

h’whut with h’whomb?

What??

We could build that in. Glue on some googly eyes too.

69,421.5

Edit: Please update when you’re fully dead, OP, so I can finalize the new count.

What didn’t the dragon say?

Everyone still on Twitter

Ah yeah, of course not. Who would live in a hellscape where having an apartment to yourself is a fantasy?

Ay, you live in Boston too?

"I am not resisting arrest. I am merely standing inside my home to be arrested. Why would I step outside to be arrested?

So when is the government going to deliver my local squadron of tick-squashing gorillas?

Idk how the people that didn’t vote for this regime deserve to have this happen to them.

Ah, I didn’t put myself in the mindset of a rapist who follows mandates set by a building’s sign.

We should probably put up more signs that strictly disallow rape in places, to catch out whatever subset of rapists we can.

…is it? Rape is occuring either way?

This has to be a joke…right?

Well, yeah, she’s supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he’s won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn’t “show” anything because that’s for him only.

Be a sex icon, but chastely.