I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.

All I think of is this now

These kinds of images make me wish I had studied chaos theory, they are so fascinating

Thanks, I ended up going with “wealthy overseas relative who I have to report to”

This is roughly what I went with. I also kept it vague

That’s how it felt the entire visit

Thanks for the suggestions, I did ask about those. The agent had no idea but it made me sound more legit. Also, I posted an update!

Just posted a update!

Thanks for your advice. This helped me feel less nervous about the visit. I did stay vague but friendly when he asked me personal questions.

Just posted a update (no video though)!

Thanks, I tried to focus my questions on renovation during the visit. But it was actually pretty obvious, everything has to be redone.

Just posted a update!

Thanks for the advice, which made me less nervous to meet with the real estate person, especially because they had a visit just before me

Just posted a update!

Making wishes and ruining other’s at !monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

“Honk if anything”

[In nasal robot voice] “I.hate.your.face”

tf is this illustration

Oh I’ve seen those! They also have a weirdly punctuated “IF NOT NOW! WHEN?”