Ah yes, pay $5m to live where other people get deported despite their legal status. Only a fucking moron will get one.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

Trump: I am very pleased with the patriotic actions of the Proud Boys…

AG: Sir. They had to give up their trademark to a Black church.

Trump: I am very upset with the anti-American actions of the Proud Boys…

Probably something like this.

I can top that. I saw a dog at a Korean barbecue restaurant. The ones that serve raw meat for you to cook at your table. Except this restaurant did it buffet style. I never went back.

Well this is both “correct” and wrong simultaneously. The Final Cut, which is the canonical version, states that Deckard is a replicant.

However if you watch 2049, that is specifically a sequel to the non-canon theatrical cut. So the statement would be incorrect in that instance.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Bro, that song is about a child being born.

My own meme and it applies here.

Anyone wondering what a “good” president in Philippines looks like, I was made (as a U.S. born Pinoy) to understand this: celebrities go into government because they are celebrities. In my family we used to joke that at the height of Justin Bieber’s popularity, he would get elected if he was Filipino. Just wanted to contrast things.

No joke, Manny Pacquiao was a senator at one time.

Which is?

EDIT: The current government at the time of his death didn’t even want him transported back to the country. He had been in Hawaii for medical treatment. Eventually he got put in a mausoleum. In 2016 when he finally did get a burial, that sparked protest. If you think something other than ex-president can be used as a more appropriate label, I would like to know.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

Considering how closely associated this sect of Christendom is with FLDS, a cult, this isn’t a good image for them.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.

So McMahon would be out of a job, right? If there is no such department, they automatically lose their job?

Please tell me the absurdity of this is correct.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it is I know and then pay me again to explain it.

If you are still on Reddit, that is pathetic. The API pricing was the reason to leave.

You just happened to remind me of Career Opportunities, a movie about being trapped inside a Target overnight.