Completed it
People don’t know how to use greater-than or less-than symbols
It’s a bit weird, but imo not wrong. 500 > steps/day or steps/day < 500 is the same. As long as the big end of the < or > is at the 500 it makes sense. It only doesn’t make sense if you literally read 500 > steps/day as “five hundred greater than steps a day” instead of parsing it as math.
Only reason it’s so jarring is the context has people parsing the whole list as language and they weren’t expecting to have to abruptly parse a mathematical expression.
They where busy… walking?
It’s correctly used in the text.
Number of steps < 500 is equivalent to 500 > number of steps.
I was thinking that. Seems to work to me, the wide end is the bigger number and 500 is more than your steps per day
such as yourself you mean?
Nope, it’s wrong lol
If you read it aloud it doesn’t sound right, but from a mathematical perspective it’s saying the number of steps per day should be less than 500, which I think is the intention of the writer, no?
500 greater then steps per day
500 > steps_per_dayUnfortunately I don’t think we have enough information to solve for
steps_per_day, though I assume it is also= 0.So we can make an educated guess that
500 > steps_per_day >= 0
People don’t know how to use greater-than or less-than symbols
x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓
Can’t tell if an Excel enthusiast or a palindrome aficionado. 🤔
Yes
Yes that’s the intention but they got the order wrong, it would make more sense if it was written as ateps/day < 500
It’s so wrong it underflowed into somehow being right again.
Unusual? Sure. Mathematically? Right.
That’s if you interpret the text as being part of the equation
Already 5.5/7. Woohoo And i am female… Doos that makes me male?
No it just means you dobt get points. Think this is a treehouse situation.
Its fine. The girls only version can have drugs.
'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.
Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.
Wait a minute…
Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they’re supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.
i’m sorry you weren’t assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.
If I get paid, fuck yeah I’m on it!
Challenge? Bro this is just life
I do believe that is the joke.
Finally a realistic challenge.
No, we shalln’t.
You are not getting a random image from my phone gallery because I got rate limited
Let me help.
Ew, no.
But my home cooked meals slap!
I despise cooking but now do it almost exclusively because I can fart together a better meal than the cold, mushy, expensive, incorrect much of the time takeout.
I gotta decline the challenge over this point. Everything else seems reasonable.
More than, 500 steps a day!? What do you think I am–active?
While it did use the greater-than symbol, it was arranged unconventionally. The way it’s written is “500 is greater than steps per day,” meaning don’t walk too much, which fits with the rest of the author’s theme.
That’s not how that works, though… It is 100 % what they meant, but not at all how you use greater than/less than signs in text.
You do…?
Let n be the number of steps
500 > n >= 0
For exampleSure, I might have worded myself a bit clumsily. I meant using them in a conversational way. They’re trying to say “less than 500 steps,” which is very different from “500 is larger than steps per day” in tone.
My point was just that in normal speech and writing you would say “less than 500”, which would be written “< 500” if you insisted on using the mathematical sign.
No. Steps/day is the unit. They used the symbol incorrectly
Hmm…
- Daily porn actually gets boring. Porn will start to become “normal” and so you’ll get desensitised. Why would I want to desensitise myself from porn?
- No thank you. I like the occasional cocktail, but alcohol every day!? Ew no.
- I already do this. :)
- I get 8 hours sleep minimum. Can’t get less. I’ll die.
- My job involves biking… That’s technically not taking steps.
- I already don’t do this.
- That’s too bloody expensive! You think I have a tree that grows money!?
Pussy
Well I failed. No daily alcohol, rarely play games and my step count is clearly higher.
Takeout every day? Your monthly food bills gotta be over 1k
We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.
Cicis pizza buffet.
Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?
Gourmet take out especially at that sweet $1.50!
One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That’s $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.
Sometimes I’ll get two chipotle bowls if I’m feeling especially peckish
Maybe the old sizes, their servings are miniscule now. And the prices went the opposite direction.
Men? Don’t you mean boys?
If I did that 2 decades ago do I get credit?
No this is for 2025. You could still try and do the prestige challenge you unlocked back then:
- hourly porn
- hourly alcohol
- 10-16 hours on the game/day
- 1-2,5 hours of sleep/day
- <250 steps/day
- 0 push-ups hourly
- no take-out, only leftovers
