• Aqarius@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      i’m sorry you weren’t assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.