As someone who works retail, I’m pretty shameless when it comes to kicking people out. I do it politely and with a smile but I have no problem telling customers we’re about to close or are closed.
As someone who works retail, I’m pretty shameless when it comes to kicking people out. I do it politely and with a smile but I have no problem telling customers we’re about to close or are closed.
What I find interesting is that in your examples I actually find the “omg” to be the redundant part.
I’ve worked with a lot of people who do hard, physical labor outdoors and they are almost always in Carhartt gear. Either that or Duluth Trading Company, which is what I wear.
Gas, paper products, salad, honey, cereal, bacon, snacks, even alcohol. It’s just me and my husband and we live pretty frugally. We opened a membership a few years ago and have never once regretted it.
Jithub makes me think of a place you go to get an STD.
I heard that there are 3 types of tears, and the type that comes out when we’re upset has a natural painkiller in them.
Thanks. I don’t have a prostate but incontinence is more common in women. At the first sign of a leakage problem, you bet I’m heading to the doctor right away.
Getting up to pee 2x a night
I hate that too but I’m just glad I still have enough bladder control to actually wake up for it. I dread possibly losing that someday.
I first read it that way too.
They tell me the story of when I was a kid where my eyes were about crotch-level for my dad and I walked into the bathroom while he was in his tighty whiteys. Supposedly I said he had pooped in his underwear.
I haven’t seen that since I was a kid, but I still remember this part: “Eleven! Your dragon fire melts my eyes.”
I might not even have the quote right but that’s what kid-me remembers.
I am bleeding, making me the victor!
That ALAB sounds right up my alley, thanks.
You are an amazing cat parent. 🥹
Wow, I’m so glad you didn’t live far and you got her out. Did you just have to call to her to get her down from there or did you have to climb up?
First car was a pre-owned white '91 Ford Escort GT that I named Gypsy Jo. She was my traveling companion and served me well until some uninsured bitch rear-ended me.
Second car was Moonshadow, a brand-new blue '99 Honda Civic Si. He saw me through a bad breakup and we had many adventures together. I sold him to a car enthusiast in 2016 for $6500.
Current car is a pre-owned black 2011 Subaru Impreza Outback named Ira. He saw me safely on a long 14-hour drive when I recently moved.
Then Polly was very lucky you happened to be visiting that day. It could’ve been so bad for her.
Such a fitting name. 😆
My brother has tinnitus and sometimes doesn’t realize his voice is really loud.