There are also people who gasp DON’T like working from home

This product is not for you, individual consumer. This is for corporations who don’t want the overhead of managing individual PCs and everything that can go wrong with them, instead relying on virtual workspaces and roaming user profiles.

Soldiers knocking down doors to arrest millions of illegal aliens and everyone who looks like an illegal alien and shoving them into camps, what could go wrong?

Because how else would we feel superior?

“Welcome to City 17!”

I love how his last name is pronounced “to share a” and he did, in abundance

Did any other US residents just get a text from cdc’s v-safe program? 👀

Don’t forget the trans and gays! 🙃

163 years without a civil war, it’s been a good run. Note I’m not knocking this effort, but the lines in the sand are being drawn…

I think it’s easy to understand Mastodon, or any federated service, using a metaphor for a country or large place, where you can say “I want to move to X country” but then you have to actually pick a place IN that country to live, like a specific city or rural district. Once you decide on your instance, it’s really not that hard

Buckle up buckaroos

Who are these people who vote for abortion access AND Trump? Does that make your vote for fascism okay?

Glass would also make a much cleaner cut than a bullet, drastically reducing the time to heal

Mmm yes there’s the milquetoast English reasoning that is holding your country back. Have fun!

They’re available now fyi

Twink = a stereotypically feminine and waifish gay man, with usually a low amount / no body hair. Source: me, a homo

Not sure where burgers come in. Might have been someone making a joke

Well the actual site you order them on says “late September 2024”

What is with the UK Labour party consistently own-goaling and walking into rakes as soon as they get into power? Y’all just had a landslide victory! Do something with that!

You can see those types of sign vehicles in Vegas, especially on the strip, but let’s just say they’re not for political ads 😜