It was the opposite in SLC, fireworks were going off all over for a good 5-6 hours. I surmised everyone was just lighting off all the stock they had since tariffs and drones are going to make them more expensive and dangerous than they’re worth.
Still got a pile of bottle rockets and Roman candles in the closet but lately I feel more like pointing them at masked white dudes than doing anything to celebrate America
In that case sweet tea would be the one, it’s just simple syrup with some flavoring from a leaf
Damn I gotta go back to school
My therapist is taking two weeks off for their own mental health, been hearing the same woes from everyone and it’s weighing
I used to work for AAA which has a program called GIG (Get It Going) where you can rent a Prius in the Bay Area much like a Lime scooter. They had to stay connected and EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND someone would take one up to hike in the mountains or drive down the coast, lose connection and it would instantly go into lockdown mode. They would have to call for us to tow a dead car they couldn’t even open to get their things out of.
So hey, a bear or crackhead might do the killing for you if you get a WiFi car
Or they could charge you. When I bought a used Ford the dealer wanted me to pay a $100 fee to change the door keypad code, something I did myself in about 2 minutes.
Spend the money on more books for kids, so we have fewer regressives in the future
GNU Dolly
I just remembered a…thing I have to check on in another room
The first one shows a criminal gang and you know they’re serious because they have a truck full of stolen dvd players…it’s a great product of its time
The tv talking heads, with such class, were frothing at the mouth with excitement about Luigi getting beat up and or raped in jail.
Turns out the average person fucking loves the guy and what he stands for, prisoners doubly so.
Innocent until proven guilty, but if you say anything about that they’ll probably nix you from the jury pool so if you get selected just act dumb
Cops most of all, tells me they’re not only an asshole but an asshole who doesn’t even know what Frank Castle is all about despite rocking the logo
Love it, but I take issue with republican whale and democrat dolphin. Clearly the mice and dolphins have realized humanity isn’t gonna fix itself and are sending the orcas after prime targets
Bidet, and that’s all I’ll say
Con Air, hooray for the sounds of fucking silence!
Carla was the prom queen
Well, that tenet only came about after all the fraud in NY, being kicked out of multiple Midwest towns for being so obnoxious no one could stand them, landing in UT with the BY in BYU immediately building a house for himself and another for all his wives next door, and Uncle Sam threatening to take away their tax exemption if they don’t allow black people in…THEN eventually god changed his mind
It’s always been “follow the law of the land, unless god tells you different then go ahead but don’t tip off the feds”
Mormons too, they’ve been screeching about Armageddon and the antichrist since we elected that black fellow
Of course they do, they learned after the BLM protests
Intel was lauded for this same thing in the early 2000s at the fab I worked at, since ultrapure water (literal H2O) was required to rinse the chip wafers the water going out was cleaner than going in.
I’m still not entirely sure why these data centers require such massive amounts of water when we’ve been running heat exchange loops in nuclear plants for decades.