Just start yelling at me and I’ll probably shut down and cry.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins
Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and the can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
Show me the error in my ways so I can learn from it, or transform me from bad to good.
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Takes away my coffee
Removed by mod
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.
Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
