Morbius
It’s Morbin Time!
Sir, it was wrong answers only.
Spiderman: Home Alone
Spiderman: Homer Simpson
Spider Pig
Spiderman: Homunculus
Spiderman: Homing Missile Which Will Momentarily Strike Your Place of Residence
Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does!
Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
Spider-Man 2 or Home Alone 2? Either way, we can all agree 3 was worse.
Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
I’d watch that, too,
I would so watch that.
Eternals
After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.
"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they’re all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it’s a crime sir
Myobm: yeah … Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID… All more than what’s about to be stolen …
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I’m sitting this out. Not my problems.
The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn’t insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
“You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha”
Batman Returns
They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat
Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like “this absolutely isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen in the last 10 years.”
Maybe I don’t watch enough movies, but after stumbling on the third Venom movie while it was on Netflix, I might honestly consider it the worst movie I’ve seen in the last 10 years.
Gantt Man
Gnatt Man: That’s my secret. I’m always hungry.
Ant Man: I’m sorry, are we… Are we out of ideas as a franchise?
This comment is genuinely so funny
Gantt man schedules out your next battle with logic ties between precedent and subsequent activities.
Every Marvel movies are bad after Iron Man 1 with the exception of Into the Spiderverse.
Not every Marvel movie is bad… It’s just that after releasing so many, you’d think more of them would be good.
I disagree, after Iron Man nothing good get out of the MCU
I feel like this is just hating 😭 If you can’t name ONE good Marvel movie after Iron Man, then you just don’t like Marvel or The MCU at all, or stopped watching them. I’m not even saying 5 or 10. There’s like 36 of them. The first Captain America, Doctor Strange, Endgame, Spider-Man, Guardians–, if you just hate ALL of them, then there was never going to be a Marvel movie you enjoyed. The first Iron Man is great, but I’m not sure if it makes Top 3 out of every MCU movie tbh.
Trubbles made this comment from a basement, with half a brain!
Nah! I have to walk up stairs but good try.
Now for my brain nobody here showed me the error of my ways.
Why spend the effort when it is clear you have already either made up your mind or are trolling?
Don’t know, hoping to find someone that don’t like the MCU
Movie are made to be talked about I guess
With a box of snacks!
I’ve watch a lot of them not because I wanted to, when I’ve said that most Marvel movies are utter shit people get angry and typically coerce me in some way to see them, like : you didn’t see it your opinions are not of value blah blah blah.
The first Ant Man had potential but they fired the director exactly because it had potential.
The first Daredevil series was ok maybe a little bit more but it start going down the hill shortly after.
Each Marvel are build the same fucking way and doubly so after GotG which make them not unique at all. They’re always the same thing movie after movie after movie. Easy movie making for the most money
At least the first Iron Man was new (Black Panther had really cool design and prop makers)
Nolan’s Batman was a great work because it was not the same 3 movies, that’s not that hard but that’s not what Marvel/Disney want to do and what they are doing is bleeding their franchise dry.
I love Comic but Disney is killing it
Well, I’m agreeing with everything @JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world answered to this, but I genuinely don’t know why, if Marvel movies are just generally something you don’t like, Iron Man 1 is such an exception.
As they also said, especially in the beginning there were many really highly praised movies. Especially the original Avengers movie, Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy and Civil War.
Yeah, I’m not gonna stan marvel movies, but Iron Man 1 as the ONLY marvel movie you think is good is certainly a take… I don’t know what the BEST marvel movie is, but it’s hard to pick one, and not think another one similarly hits what you liked about that one. Maybe they just really liked Iron Man specifically and after Tony told the world he was Iron Man it just killed it for him once all the other heroes started getting screentime.
I’ll admit, I didn’t really care much for the MCU until Spidey showed up, and it wasn’t until catching up that I realized that I quiet enjoyed a few of them. For every miss, there’s usually a hit, and a lot of mid-tier ones.
High praise don’t means good.
But I’ve said my piece and I’ve seen most of the counter arguments already, none made me change my mind.
MCU was a mistake
Nobody wants to change your mind, people are allowed to make bad takes. The question was just if you want to elaborate, but this feels increasingly troll-ish
A little bit of troll and a little bit of truth.
I do really feel that every MCU movies is a bad movie and I’m aware that saying it out loud sound like trolling
Why did you explicitly exclude Iron Man 1 in your first comment then?
Big hero 6
How about this schroedinger answer?
Batman Orignans: Wuhan
This deserves more updoots
I never said thank you for this
And you’ll never cough have to.
Iron Man 2: Iron Harder
I’ve only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.
That was the porn. You’re thinking of Iron Man: Irony Abounds.
Dredd
The Hebrew Hammer: Oy Vey or The Highway
Critics Say: …
Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.
lmao
Obligatory: That’s anti-Semitic!!
Flash Thompson: The Untold Story
Up to phase 3 I would have agreed, now it’s just bad all around
