goddamn this is gold get this tooth a tongue for godsake!

there are 10 types of people in this world those who understand binary and those who dont

dust off that resume

he just answered your question. maybe read it again

yes everything will be banned and binned. better dust off that carrier pigeon

just say you’re racist and scroll on

no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day

is there any other kind?

every time

TP is objectively disgusting. would you use it to clean shit off any other part of your body?

i don’t make the rules I just enjoy them

how TF are you on lemmy with a typewriter?!?!?!?!

change that to microbrew micro dosing and you might be on to something. where do I invest?

old fat retirees

how do I check what this said?

a worm that grew arms and legs

every holes a goal? (non gross version)

spicy

Caesar salad

spam drinking actually sounds hilarious