That soda isn’t nearly big enough.
As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what’s realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism
what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe
Or just a pair of “white” underwear with a hole in it.
and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby
That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, “what I wear in the summer almost every single second I’m at home”…
I can do an entire 360 Wivel? Fuck yeah, Wivel all around!
Them in China can only do a 180 Wivel.
Fuck yeah! Murica!
My culture is not your costume.
Those fucking casters can’t hold 700 pounds gliding around on them.
Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they’re barely surviving.
I am sitting with worse posture than this.
As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it’s people largely are.
I’m all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don’t need! Same reason I don’t mind all the Chinese lead in everything!
I like the way the “360 swivel” symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo
360 Wivel
360 weevil pop shove it
no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10
wrong that should be a milkshake
Double bearings! Sold!
Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.
Where Is The Lie?
No gun holster, and no flags… 0/10 would not american