It somehow absolutely did not occur to me that was a recorded voice.

I’m guessing I thought it was magic?

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

Little do they know that we have an impenetrable TSA army that have trained for this very moment, waiting to spring into action!

But in all honesty, I think the odds that Russia would want to bomb US passenger planes is about as likely as a land invasion from North Korea.

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

Awesome, thanks for taking the time.

You seem like you might know:

Someone told me that poop isn’t actually food waste, but more the bacteria (or whatever lives down there) that died while helping your body digest said food.

How accurate is that?

Busy swaddling can’t come.

I’m trying my best.

I’ve taken the chewables before. They don’t sound nearly as bad. They do have a horrible expand in your mouth while you’re chewing them thing going on though.

Diseased marshmallow has come to my mind quite frequently when eating them.

They do work well though.

Why do these work?

We should just rewrite the IQ test with a bias for babies.

Baby comes in test at 160, then if they test later just be like idk what did you do?

Asian beauty makes me think of an ad for makeup. Alternatively, those cool looking mountains from old looking paintings that look like giant ant mounds.

I love Skittles, but recently they’ve made me feel quite sick like half a hour after eating. Probably would be better if I didn’t down a whole bag like a starved purple mouthed maniac.

As a hermit forced to live and work in the modern world, COVID is the high I’ll never get again.

They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math

I don’t think the confusion has anything to do with networking. I’ve been puzzling over this post for a few minutes now… To be honest, I think I’m just more confused.

Maybe this is some sort of AI battle of the wits or contagious stroke or something.

Ikr tvs and USPS, you can’t believe a word of their marketing. I mean honestly everything else too, but if anyone was going to complain…