Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Oh, you don’t like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s
It took your edit to realise they weren’t talking about bonfire night.
Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.
obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars
That’s not very nice to say, also very false
I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.
You don’t need to learn about other people calendar but you mentionned about 3 calendars that are very famous and used by a significant portion of the world population. That not something obscure at all. Just something that is not part of your culture and you don’t know.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
It’s also always either 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.
Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!
Thank you for asking because I had no idea what’s wrong with this post until I reached your comment.
I just had to explain this to my coworker…
I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know
I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.
Cried with joy about how much he loves you?
Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
Straight to jail.
Not sure I get it.
You can’t take the sky from me.
🍃
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could’ve been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better
You can work on 666 down arrows
Trumps been here a while so its nothing new.
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it
If you put that in the mirror it’s kinda true, except that it’s also on a Thursday this year haha
feels like this would go viral on Facebook.
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
Go get yourself a twink ig?
How bendy are you?
Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.
We deserve it ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
You can’t just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
