Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could’ve been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better
You can work on 666 down arrows
feels like this would go viral on Facebook.
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
Go get yourself a twink ig?
How bendy are you?
Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.
We deserve it ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
When you believe in things that you don’t understand then you suffer.
Superstition ain’t the way
Stevie Wonder much?
this is why I’m a computer denialist
Why would computers need a dentist?
They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math
I call it sand that’s been tortured so much they started doing math.
let my people go
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.
Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn’t, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don’t exist.
♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive… ♫
Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.
Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it’s kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it’s a shitpost.
That is what you heathens want us to think!
Trumps been here a while so its nothing new.
This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.
Fwd: re: re: re: re: Operation Candyman O(s)bama
check your candy for fentanyl this year because Obama hates white kids!
Obummer foes it again
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.
sorry, all out of blood moon. we do have a really nice eclipse though.
take my advice, leave the family at home for this one. you’ll come back as a changed man!
You did it wrong pal, you’re supposed to fish during the blood moon.
I prefer to cook then.
You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that
I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.
Me: a complete dumbass.
“I could swear it happened once when I was a kid”
“…Wait a second…”
Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising