In Vienna, we say "oida waunst laung deppat bist daun hauri da a watschn owe dass da viatzehn dog da schädl wogglt!"and I think that’s beautiful.
Alter, wenn Du doof bist, dann hau ich Dir eine runter sodass der ??? Hund mit dem Kopf wackelt???
“Alter, wenn du weiter so blöd bist (dich blöd anstellst? 🤔) dann hau ich dir eine rein dass dir vierzehn Tage der Schädel wackelt” wäre meine norddeutsche Interpretation
Alter, wenn du noch länger doof agierst, dann gebe ich dir eine Schelle, sodass zwei Wochen lang dein Kopf wackelt.
Russian here. I’ve never heard this phrase in my life before. Maybe it’s local, but definitely not common.
I guess ‘Nobody asked you’ isn’t English?
Depends on the region. In my native it was popular to say ебало завали, which loosely translates into “collapse your mouth” where mouth is used in a sense where it’s an organ for penetration during sex.
Two phrases I’ve used that roughly correlate:
“Shut your cock holster” and
“Shut your man pleaser”
where both refer to the mouth.
I’m sorry but your native people are terrible at this.
Basically, “Shut your dick hole,” correct?
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A relative new saying in German.
Person A: Where is the bus?
Person B: which bus?
A: Of people who asked?!
Damn, i’m taking this xD
Sounds like a question I got from a classmate in grade school in the classroom after I said who I had played with (teacher asked us) “what is the color of the bus?”, I didn’t understand what he was talking about so I just looked at him confused, so I do not know the rest sadly. He got really embarrassed when the teacher answered “the color of your face” 😂
As native Russian speaker, this is terribly rarely used in this full format (and it’s one among many), but genuine, I’ve heard it IRL.
“Тебя не ебёт, так не подмахивай”
This is highly and universally derogatory, you could expect to hear it from lowlife/criminal, which, unfortunately, is what most russians are lately, though. For russian nazi population, this implies that you are gay or a slut, depending on biological sex, and that’s close to your life worth nothing. For the rest, this is just something nazies would say to insult you.
The first part alone, though, is quite socially acceptable and overused. I guess, because it’s lost the whole lore behind it, and showing your knowledge of whence it came from kind of reveals that it’s not just an empty word, but you mean it.
I’m a bit hyperfocused on swearing, am I? Was one of my childhood’s special interests.
Honestly, “mind your beeswax” is also a rare gem, but not quite so rare.
Chilean Spanish? that’s just a common Spanish saying
I’ve always been partial to “This is an A – B conversation, so C your way out.”
👉👈
Australia: Nunya
Or “Who the fuck asked you cunt?” If you’re feeling spicy.
The Scouse British dialect has a nice term for this: “Geg out”. As opposed to “Fred is gegging in”, used when someone is trying to implicate themselves or become part of the group/conversation.
Someone involving themselves when they shouldn’t be? Two syllables: Geg. Out.
No idea where it comes from but I heard it a lot in my youth. Forsomereason.We’d say “neb oot”.
Neb being nose.
Is that Northern Ireland? Could well be where “geg” comes from if so!
north east England, i’m not sure how far it spreads.
In Denmark, the youngsters have recently been saying “spurgt?” which translates to “asked?” - as in “were you asked?”. Somehow the brevity and linguistic lazyness makes it even more infuriating.
Sounds almost as irritating as “OK boomer”. Which I have to say is especially irritating to be on the receiving end of since I’m not a boomer.
Don’t invite trolls.
Millenials like nothing better than call everyone their grandparents and put nasty labels on their grandmoms and granddads.
Millennial are in their 30s and 40s, half the time theyre on the receiving end of OK Boomer.
IMO its great to be able to say “your lack of experience with the world as it exists now, and not 20+ years ago has left you unable and unwilling to understand. I am giving up trying to help you learn” in just 2 words
Ok, boomer.
Boomer is a mindset
Definitions exist for a reason. You don’t just decide something is something else and it’s age racist as fuck.
Language evolves, the meaning of words change. It’s a natural part of the evolution of language over time. You say hang up the phone or dial a phone number, don’t you? But you don’t literally hang up a phone when you’re done with it or turn a literal dial anymore. But they used to work that way, so we still use that language even though the original meaning is lost.
I would argue that although this phrase originated from dismissing the opinions of actual boomers, it’s become a convenient shorthand way of calling someone out of touch with current social trends without having to adapt new phrases every time a new generation takes the place of the boomers as being out of touch.
Not the same if it’s a subset of people and the direction is negative. Not cool.
You want future generations attaching negatives on a subset like “trans” or “queer”, poisoning their history.
Definitions of people should only contain those people, nothing else, period. Haven’t we already learned this from history?
Ok boomer, calm down
I will wiggle by ass on the camel & make signals with my candle whilst lubricating my onions with beeswax for you to fuck as I please, ok?!?!!
It’s not a “no one asked you”, but it is an idiom. As you can probably guess, it means more “don’t help people working against your interests”.
So, you’d say something like that to a pro-ICE minority person, for example.
In English it’s: Nobody asked you!
Kids might use the example, I would laugh in the face of an adult using it unironically though.
Well nobody asked you.
