NOAA fisheries said that a dead bottlenose dolphin was found on West Mae’s Beach in Cameron Parish, Louisiana with multiple gunshot wounds on March 13.
    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Nah, if a cop killed this dolphin, they would admit it but claim they thought the dolphin had a gun, get put on paid administrative leave, get cleared of all charges and then go back to work.

      • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        We’ve reached level of absurdity in consensus reality that i unironically want to see the media circus involving a cop accusing a dolphin of having a gun.

        • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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          7 months ago

          I for one back the blue.

          To be clear though, I mean the ocean, fuck the police capital defense force.

          • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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            7 months ago

            We should have the police fight the ocean for the right to be called “the Blue”, with the Sky coming in with the steel chair