I want to know what the dolphen was wearing, maybe a dark hoodie. Will they release the arrest record of the dulphin? What was the dolphin holding? Why is so much media attention going to this one dolphon? All sea creatures matter. I read the fisherman thought it was his taser and feared for his life, let’s see how you react in a dark alley with a young dofin.
That Dolphin was No Angel!!! Stand for are Cop’s and Kneel for are Cross!
If it was a dauphin that was shot, everyone in this corner of the Fediverse would be cheering.
“HE HAD A BLOWGUN I FEARED FOR MY SAFETY”
Dofin is their word, we really shouldn’t be using it at all. Dolphin is the acceptable spelling and term.
I’d really prefer if you used “D***n” instead of typing out the word. It’s kind of jarring to see it out there even in an educational context.
No no, it’s okay, my nephew is half porpoise, I can say that.
Well I’m 1/8 dolphin, my great great grandmother was a dolphin princess.
Loooooool
I heard the dolphin has no currently active warrants, and may have been armed, although no weapon was located at the scene.
I hear he was buying skittles and a drink. Dolphin was clearly making lean.
Yeah Flipper isnt just a name
The obvious solution is to arm other dolphins with AR-15s.
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
Fuck James.
Near New Orleans, Louisiana if you’re wondering
Cameron Parish is near New Orleans in the same way that Delaware is near Virginia.
Folks not from the south treat it the same way a good hunk of Americans treat Europe, think it’s culturally homogeneous, can’t pronounce the name of most towns/cities properly, and believe that we get along and like one another.
As though I’d ever say anything positive about South Carolina or Florida
Now thats just damned well inaccurate, some of us dont think of the south at all except for when we see yous plates. Seriously the only part of the south I care to think about is Arkansas more specifically around little rock since ive got kin there.
yous plates
Not sure if yinzer that relocated or typo?
The gave those coonasses guns. First mistake.
Less than a year for this site to turn into a shit hole. Well done buddy, you did it.
Just to re-state the comment I replied to for when it’s inevitably gone:
The gave those coonasses guns. First mistake.
Classy.
Coonass is the name for Cajuns, they call each other that
Isn’t “Coonass” what Cajun’s call themselves though? Or am I missing something?
No you’re not missing anything, I think people are missing that detail and down voted out of ignorance
Even got removed by a mod lol
I could tell it isn’t a slur because lemmy.ml didn’t remove it from my view, lol.
I let them know! Sure reads like a spicy comment initially. They can see what they think.
Huh, TIL. I honestly expected it to be related to a really old racist term and not to French
Coonass, or Coon-ass, is a term for a person of Cajun ethnicity. Some view it as derogatory, however many Cajuns embrace the name. The term is believed to originate from the French word conasse, meaning a fool.
Bad response, but not a racial slur - means idiot Cajun.
Restored, but take your downvotes
This is American af 🇺🇸
Fuck.
Yes. It’s good to see the NOAA jumping in like this.
I don’t know, the killer didn’t commence to deep fry it…
Or shove a bag of cocaine in its blowhole and claim it was resisting…
Nah, if a cop killed this dolphin, they would admit it but claim they thought the dolphin had a gun, get put on paid administrative leave, get cleared of all charges and then go back to work.
We’ve reached level of absurdity in consensus reality that i unironically want to see the media circus involving a cop accusing a dolphin of having a gun.
I for one back the blue.
To be clear though, I mean the ocean, fuck the
policecapital defense force.We should have the police fight the ocean for the right to be called “the Blue”, with the Sky coming in with the steel chair
We should check with the dolphins known associates. Maybe this was a gang killing.
Or raping
According to IDF it’s a Palestinian… Oops, Hamas dolphin!
He brought it to himself
/Ironic
The beluga mafia strikes again. Flipper sleeps with the humans.
Maybe it was another dolphin. They don’t report dolphin-on-dolphin violence.
Whomever it was, it was done on porpoise.
Off-topic, but it’s annoying how Lemmy will grab an image for a post, you go to the article, and can’t find it anywhere… wtf?
Removed by mod
And of course there is the complaining about the jokes. Reddit indeed.
Welcome to the Internet. It’s not exclusive to Reddit.
Who’s to say it wasn’t another dolphin? Those things are smart and also violent. They probably can figure out how to shoot a gun.
If they get in cahoots with the Orcas attacking ships, we’re screwed.
