Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
🍆
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.
wdym
Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.
Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.
How do I unsee an image
Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?
this but in reverse
What’s the name of the show? Looks familiar
It’s Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu
Thank you!
Goodness me that is unsettling
Anime ain’t right
Some sort of eye surgery
That doesn’t help, it’s already in memory.
Obviously the answer is suicide.
Some sort of existence surgery
The “Phineas Gage Special” is not 100% effective.
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.
Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.
The first optical mice absolutely sucked compared to trackballs.
Fortunately, that period did not last long.
First optical mouse I used was interning at a university engineering department in 1993. It had a special metal mousepad with a grid on it, and it worked pretty well as I recall.
TIL it was a Kirsch design, one of the first, from 1980.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_mouse#/media/File:Old_optical_mouse.jpeg
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
cleanpenis.fart
It’s vintage, thank you
They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.
Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
Probably a research assistant
that’s untrue
Sure, but it wouldn’t be as funny if it said “doesn’t taste like clean penis”
“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”
It would get a few clicks i reckon
Sure, but would it be as funny?
Only if extensive testing material was available to view.
For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well
What about the durability test
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Oh god I’m close keep going
🌰 🥜 🔩
Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
*closes legs
damn
God damn dude.
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Like a pp corndog
Fucking hell
Why ask when you can find out?
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
of course it’s a BuzzFeed article
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
That website is a mangled mess of advertising.
I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
Clean penises or avocado?
Inclusive yes.
Fair enough. This one is debunked.
Let’s move along people, nothing to see here.
AI says what?
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
How can you know for sure though?
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
