AI says what?
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
Probably a research assistant
I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
Clean penises or avocado?
Inclusive yes.
Fair enough. This one is debunked.
Let’s move along people, nothing to see here.
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Oh god I’m close keep going
🌰 🥜 🔩
Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
of course it’s a BuzzFeed article
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
That website is a mangled mess of advertising.
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you’ve cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.
I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.
I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I’ve never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌
…Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 … Especially dirty dick people ☹️
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Omg 🤣
It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
You’d be surprised.
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
I showed this to my wife, she agrees.
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
mmm cockamole
You are an asset to the team. Welcome.
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
Thank you
Goes great on your faceadilla.
With crema
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
I hate you, take my up vote.
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
How can you know for sure though?
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand.
So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro
Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.
Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried
So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
☺️ 🏳️🌈👋 Happy pride!
Your the expert, tell us.
- you + are = you’re
No.
My the expert.
I guess you’re* the expert.
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
Oof.
