Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
damn
God damn dude.
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Like a pp corndog
*closes legs
Fucking hell
Why ask when you can find out?
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
of course it’s a BuzzFeed article
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
That website is a mangled mess of advertising.
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
You’d be surprised.
Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you’ve cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.
I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.
I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I’ve never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌
…Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 … Especially dirty dick people ☹️
Omg 🤣
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
I showed this to my wife, she agrees.
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
mmm cockamole
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
Thank you
You are an asset to the team. Welcome.
I hate you, take my up vote.
Goes great on your faceadilla.
With crema
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.
wdym
Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.
Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.
Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
🍆
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
How can you know for sure though?
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand.
So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro
Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.
So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?
Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
Your the expert, tell us.
- you + are = you’re
No.
My the expert.
I guess you’re* the expert.
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Oof.
Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
☺️ 🏳️🌈👋 Happy pride!
Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
AI says what?
How do I unsee an image
Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?
this but in reverse
What’s the name of the show? Looks familiar
It’s Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu
Thank you!
Goodness me that is unsettling
Anime ain’t right
The “Phineas Gage Special” is not 100% effective.
Some sort of eye surgery
That doesn’t help, it’s already in memory.
Obviously the answer is suicide.
Some sort of existence surgery
