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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    1 个月前

    Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

  • gmtom@lemmy.world
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    I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 个月前

    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      1 个月前

      Don’t trust her.

      Only one way to know the truth.

      🍆

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      1 个月前

      Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

  • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    1 个月前

    “Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

      • bstix@feddit.dk
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        1 个月前

        Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

        • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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          1 个月前

          wdym

          • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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            Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.

            Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.

  • hefejefe@lemm.ee
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    1 个月前

    How do I unsee an image

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Why do you want to unsee it, don’t you like avocados?

    • proti@lemmy.world
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      1 个月前

      this but in reverse
      brain no mor

      • Naughty_not_bad@lemmynsfw.com
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        1 个月前

        What’s the name of the show? Looks familiar

        • proti@lemmy.world
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          1 个月前

          It’s Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

          • Naughty_not_bad@lemmynsfw.com
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            1 个月前

            Thank you!

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        1 个月前

        Goodness me that is unsettling

        • FippleStone@aussie.zone
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          1 个月前

          Anime ain’t right

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 个月前

      Some sort of eye surgery

      • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 个月前

        That doesn’t help, it’s already in memory.

        Obviously the answer is suicide.

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Some sort of existence surgery

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      1 个月前

      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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        The “Phineas Gage Special” is not 100% effective.

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 个月前

    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

    • Tailz (she/her)@lemmy.world
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      That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally

      • nomy@lemmy.zip
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        It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.

        Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          The first optical mice absolutely sucked compared to trackballs.

          Fortunately, that period did not last long.

          • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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            First optical mouse I used was interning at a university engineering department in 1993. It had a special metal mousepad with a grid on it, and it worked pretty well as I recall.

            TIL it was a Kirsch design, one of the first, from 1980.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_mouse#/media/File:Old_optical_mouse.jpeg

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

      • ch00f@lemmy.world
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        cleanpenis.fart

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      1 个月前

      It’s vintage, thank you

    • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

  • moonlight6205@lemm.ee
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    Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado

      • RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world
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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher

    • Pnut@lemm.ee
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      Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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        Probably a research assistant

  • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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    that’s untrue

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sure, but it wouldn’t be as funny if it said “doesn’t taste like clean penis”

      • Sonor@lemmy.world
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        “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

        It would get a few clicks i reckon

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Sure, but would it be as funny?

        • Lycist@lemmy.world
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          Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

          • Sonor@lemmy.world
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            For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

            • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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              What about the durability test

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

    • kablammy@sh.itjust.works
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      Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Oh god I’m close keep going

        • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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          🌰 🥜 🔩

          • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

    • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world
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      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.

      • 0ops@lemm.ee
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        *closes legs

      • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee
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        damn

      • Alaik@lemmy.zip
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        God damn dude.

      • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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        I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Like a pp corndog

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Fucking hell

      • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world
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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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      Why ask when you can find out?

      • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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        I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

  • guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    of course it’s a BuzzFeed article

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

    • Bonskreeskreeskree@lemmy.world
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      Clean penises or avocado?

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        Inclusive yes.

        • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          Fair enough. This one is debunked.

          Let’s move along people, nothing to see here.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    AI says what?

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    Wat?

    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

    • MycelialMass@lemmy.world
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      How can you know for sure though?

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        I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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      Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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