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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

You fools.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Why did we start using steak sauce on everything, anyway?

  • RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world
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    It’s funny how many people still are afraid of technology.

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    The fearmongering is also a part of the AI hype. If AGI was anywhere close, do you really think the Microsoft and NVIDIA stock would be doing crab walk on the exchange?

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    They’ll run out of coolant and electricity before they get anywhere near that.

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    I’m not worried. The robot leopards won’t eat MY face.

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    Microsoft is literally turning on 3 mile island to run AI

    • dirtycrow@programming.dev
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      17 hours ago

      Same vibes

      • Wav_function@lemmy.world
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        https://www.simonstalenhag.se/

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        The Rico Rodriguez in me very much wants to blow that up to capture the zone.

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      I’d rather them use nuclear than oil to power that stuff but its still kinda annoying

      • Merva@sh.itjust.works
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        The thing is that nuclear energy could have been used to replace other things that uses oil energy instead. It could have lowered carbon emissions, instead it just adds to energy expense.

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          As long as nuclear is required to be 1000x safer (not even hyperbole) than fossil fuels it will be expensive to run and the cost of nuclear for running home electricity is more than the average person wants to spend. So it wasn’t really going to replace a lot of other uses of oil anyway

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    Conner wouldn’t stare, she’d just fucking shank you.

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    I’m 99.9% sure Terminator movie was a warning sent from the future.

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    Robocop vs Terminator was a interesting comic. The premise being that Skynet interacted with RoboCop’s cyborg brain which is how it gained sentience and was able to bring about war. The fact it was a cops brain, well there you go.

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    Sarah Conner would be like “You shits think this is AI?”

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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            Right off the bat, this is not enough for 12 full cupcakes. Double at least, maybe even triple, to fill out a dozen cupcakes liners.

            Checked them real quick at the 10 minute mark and decided to go ahead and finish out the full 18 minutes.

            Toothpick test came out fine at 18 minutes but they seem a little off. They jiggle a bit like they’re undercooked but they are in fact cooked.

            Final consensus is that they’re very okay. A little under flavored, pretty small but I think they’re cute. They legitimately feel like they have no love they’re just neutrally palatable in flavor and texture in every way.

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              First, you’re awesome for actually volunteering to do this and following through!

              They legitimately feel like they have no love they’re just neutrally palatable in flavor and texture in every way.

              That sounds like a great description for many AI implementations too!

              • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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                Headshot!

                Accurate and savage, I love it

            • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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              You actually did it! What a legend.

              It sounds like the robots still have a lot to learn.

            • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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              Fucking legend right here. This is why the Internet is awesome.

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              You win t’interwebs today.

            • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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              This Guy Bakes

              • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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                22 hours ago

                This Guy Bakes

                Gal, I think by the user name.

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                  Armored thirteen? Why’s that female?

          • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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            Fuckit I need something to do today I’ll let you know how the recipe turns out

            • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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              Please be warned, that part of the text was 100% AI. I’ve never baked cupcakes…

              • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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                Well we’re going to learn if robots know how to bake

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                  Ur sacrifice is appreciated

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                It looks fine, but I’d double the fat and start checking them after around 15 minutes

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      Was this drawn with AI because if it was it would be ironic enough to be hilarious.

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        I guess that’s the joke

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    Skynet is inevitable.

    You must use the Terminators to destory the Terminators.

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      More likely, skynet already happened, you’re probably the cpu.

      Even more likely, You’re the dream inside of the brain of one of skynet’s electric sheep.

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        Maybe Depression doesn’t actually exist, it’s the error in the simulation in my character.

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          TFW you seg fault youself today, just to see if it is real.

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    “i know the date it happens! on August 29th 1997, it’s gonna feel pretty FUCKING REAL TO YOU TOO! anybody not wearing two million sunblock’s gonna have a real bad day, get it?? god, you think you’re safe and alive, you’re already dead - him, you, you’re dead already! this whole place, everything you see is GONE! YOU’RE THE ONE LIVING IN A FUCKING DREAM, SILBERMAN! 'CAUSE I KNOW IT HAPPENS! IT HAPPENS!!”

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        Never noticed how long his face really is. Feels like looking at my own thumb.

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        Stabs her with some drugs.

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      Scene: on the far wall of the room is a small intercom. It is connected to a hospital wide-AI, that is tasked to converse with patients, especially when the noise threshold exceeds 66Db. The intercom springs to life after hearing these very loud complaints, and begins to speak in a soothing, if not slightly robotic, voice.

      AI health assistant: Sarah, remember what we talked about? That was 30 years ago. Silberman died 15 years ago. Please stop disturbing the other patients and eat your pudding.

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      We’re not changing the future or stopping it … we just delay it from inevitably happening

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        That was a bullshit twist ending and if dragging out an aging Schwarzenegger to do some of the stiffest line-reads in his career hadn’t spoiled the franchise, I’d say this was what put it out to pasture.

        The thing that made the first two films (and the short-lived TV spin off) cool was this idea of a modern day insurgency against a dystopian future. As soon as you concede Judgement Day is irreversible, it sucks all the drama out of the story. Now you’ve just got What If Rambos Were Robots And They Were Fighting: The Movie, minus all that social baggage about Vietnam.

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        No fate but what we make.

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    Always keep in mind, if it’s free then you are the product!

    That’s why my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

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