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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoCounterpoint: green bubbles.
minus-squaresquid_slime@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 months agoI thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said “you don’t have iPhone?”…
minus-squarenikita@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoDo people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever
minus-squareTimeSquirrel@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone…in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoNo because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too
minus-squareGrimSheeper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoSounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI don’t text until we’ve had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they’re in shock I let them know about my android too.
minus-squareterwn43lp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoyikes, majority of the world uses android
minus-squarebruhduh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoLooking at iOS innovations going in android direction, they gonna make iphone with green bubbles someday and present it as amazing innovation, bet they even make you pay for subscription to make your bubbles green
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoA part of Apple’s Going Green initiative, for $99.99 weekly you can show everyone how green you are.
minus-squarebruhduh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoAnother mother earth promo video incoming
minus-squareXylight@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoMight want to mark this as sarcasm
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoNever go /s. Let the rubes be confuddled. They deserve it.
minus-squarekreekybonez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agocounter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoThat would help me not accidentally sext my mother again.
minus-squareCaptDust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoCounter counterpoint: no one cares what color the bubbles are, except the person reading em. Sounds like an iOS problem 😉
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoBut the green ones aren’t ripe yet.
minus-squareKazuyaDarklight@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoOh you mean that other completely artificial limitation that Apple insists on having in their os?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoBut they’re green, I don’t know how that can be changed.
Counterpoint: green bubbles.
I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said “you don’t have iPhone?”…
Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever
I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone…in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.
Ngl that’s kinda badass
Elliot Rodger vibes
No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol
I don’t text until we’ve had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they’re in shock I let them know about my android too.
Hahahaha brilliant
yikes, majority of the world uses android
Looking at iOS innovations going in android direction, they gonna make iphone with green bubbles someday and present it as amazing innovation, bet they even make you pay for subscription to make your bubbles green
A part of Apple’s Going Green initiative, for $99.99 weekly you can show everyone how green you are.
Another mother earth promo video incoming
Might want to mark this as sarcasm
What is sarcasm?
Never go /s. Let the rubes be confuddled. They deserve it.
counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats
That would help me not accidentally sext my mother again.
She’s kinky af tho. 🥵
Counter counterpoint: no one cares what color the bubbles are, except the person reading em. Sounds like an iOS problem 😉
But the green ones aren’t ripe yet.
Oh you mean that other completely artificial limitation that Apple insists on having in their os?
But they’re green, I don’t know how that can be changed.
Oh, it was sarcasm all along.
What is sarcasm?