ShieldGengar

Brain typo

Yep; he won’t. Can’t wait to see if his kids go full fascist or hate him. At least while I’m dying, I’ll get some closure.

Damnit

Coal rolling dumb fucks who think man-made climate change is a hoax look for man-made climate change machine :)

Damn feel bad for the next dept he works for

A “funny” joke in the US is asking a non-white person where they’re from and they respond with something like “Indiana”

Americans are fuckin idiots

source: at least two high viewership TV shows

What’s the .io death? Looking this up is particularly frustrating.

One star.

Ah, you too, have worked for a non-profit

They make jicken

All modes of transportation should be abolished because every day they’re used in kidnappings, murders, and drug deals. At the very least, we should allow warrantless searches of all people based on the gut feeling of militant high school dropouts. That certainly won’t be abused.

Well anything is anything. He recommends physically mailing your contacts hoping they’ll write an 1800s-style letter back.

It was one of those secret messaging apps that you’d download

What’s a common thing that would require the use of USB A on both ends?

Yep, kids made me immune to kid songs

I’m thought it was a security definition download; as in, there’s nothing short of not connecting to the Internet that you can do about it.

Wild seeing this on a church. That’s a nice change from what I normally see Christians spouting

They did really good at marketing. “If you don’t use Apple, You’re poor.”

Where are you from I want in