ha! that shit is too good to edit
ha! that shit is too good to edit
women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…
what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?
I was saying “boo-urns”
invincible
Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails
the weenus is a dance
as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.
oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?
that applicants name? Albert Einstein
you fans sure are a contentious bunch
it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over
we have always been at war with Eurasia!
there’s a word for that… terrorism.
also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism
the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair
be the change you wish to see in this world
that’s a low blow, Loblaws
counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats
it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off