kreekybonez

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

you can’t force someone to run you god damn idiot

it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off

ha! that shit is too good to edit

women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…

what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

I was saying “boo-urns”

invincible

Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails

the weenus is a dance

as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.

oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?

that applicants name? Albert Einstein

you fans sure are a contentious bunch

it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

we have always been at war with Eurasia!

there’s a word for that… terrorism.

also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair

be the change you wish to see in this world

that’s a low blow, Loblaws

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats