If we’re adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.
Fucking perfect. I will watch this.
It isn’t just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.
I’m sorry but where’s the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?
Big B’s small T’s.
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Brother, you need to go for a long walk
“Ghoulish” are you sure you are using that word correctly?
Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?
Are you not a native english speaker?
Yes, it’s my primarily language. I thought describing Pixar fan porn artists as ghoulish was humorous, but it seems like there are a lot of advocates present who are defensive of the word.
Your phrasing didn’t sound ironic at all, review the puzzled replies and rethink your notions of how well tone travels over text messages.
Without intending to sound ironic, and given that we’re currently having this conversation on a literal Shitpost sub, it’s entirely possible that you may be neurodivergent and are not processing the humor.
Hey there smoothskin…
You might need to take a long shower friend.
You…have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.
Someone made a joke on the internet?
They must be unwell.
You misunderstand, the comment may or may not have been a joke, it wasn’t funny, it was just weird, but everyone made it INTO a joke. NOW we’re all laughing, because of the replies.
You’re the one too intense and taking this too seriously, unless your an alt of the person who used the weird word “ghoulish” to describe erotic disney fan art, then I guess I understand the irritation at people making the best of a weird moment.
This has been another episode of “over-explaining shit until it stops being funny and becomes contentious because one goddamn person can’t figure out what’s going on and tried to make it into an issue.”
What the fuck are you even on about?
Aha, so you ARE their alt hahaha thank you for making it make sense
What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Don’t talk to me.
That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?
Eyelashes!
Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.
Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”
Its literally on the first page. 💀
(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)
i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
Assholes aren’t different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.
You can use this on juveniles and even babies.
(I’m walking right into it lemmy, don’t let me down!)
literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”
I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol
That answer comes up because people are trying to sex a strange animal. Haven’t we all done this?
If you give yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?
Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:
I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves
Disney: Well done, Disney!
Disney: Thanks, Disney!
Looks like Little John and Robin Hood
Does Little John eat the honey?
Robin Hood is a twink confirmed
That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.
As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.
Wouldn’t trade it for anything.
A femboy twink, at that.
That’s a grannyboy twink!
And, of course, a furry
This fox is the fucking reason.
Isn’t this movie consider like the progenitor of furries? Like yeah, anthropomorphic animals have always been a thing but there’s something about this movie that made it an obsessive thing?
Sorta like how Pulp Fiction invented “gimps”….
Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.
…
… Or so I’ve been told!!
we’re all furries on this blessed day
Oodelally oodelally!
Well yeah, Disney.
It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
Citric acid
the opposite of a bee
…Guy Fieri? 🤷
What is the opposite of a bee?
Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.
Snake venom = botox
Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
In not snake, why snake shaped?
That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.
John Goodman is another choice.
