I didn’t think he would really do it.
He thought it was the seat of Catholic power and was driven to a frenzy.
Realistically, no, but I still think it should be said frequently with sincerity.
Probably not because the Pope didn’t say thank you. Zelensky is still alive. He probably didn’t say please as well.
He had his eye on a really nice couch in the lobby.
Imagine a couch. Comfortable. Soft. Now imagine it can move you around wherever you want to go. Imagine it is surrounded by bullet-proof glass to keep you safe, but also so you can enjoy adoration from millions of people without even having to get up.
Well, it exists, but it’s one-of-a-kind, it can only have one owner, and it’s currently spoken-for. What do you do?
Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.
That pure malice that emanates from JankyDick is not recommended for anyone over the age of 80.
Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit
Because Elon wanted it. Vance doesn’t have an ounce of initiative in his body. He doesn’t need a reason other than his boss asked him.
If you’re in the vatican, what else is there to do?
Pope didn’t say Thank you.
But he did prove the power of prayer
Pope didn’t wear a suit.
Pope was wearing a dress.
White Pope robes? Don’t you know how to wear respectful clothing?
maybe it lacks some stuff…like a pointy hood thingy
because the pope wouldn’t give him his couch
Couldn’t hear the safe word through the ball gag.
To get a right wing replacement, duh.
Eek! Use a spoiler tag, you scared the Bejesus out of me with that thing.
At least they didn’t Photoshop Roger Stone’s face on there.
Pope met the antichrist and said I’m outta here.
Same reason Liz Truss killed the Queen
Because he didn’t say “thank you” clearly
