Is this from a list of Eleanor Shellstrop’s point calculations?

Them not supporting Linux makes it easy for me to maintain my personal ban on EnshitificationAmalgamated.

I’ve been using Pinchflat for a while. Its working but a bit rough.

They denied it until the instant doing so was inconvenient to them.

I guess so.

In 2024/5 media companies are too terrified of anything that even appears to be new for “House MD” to get the green light. To get it made now it would have to full embrace its remakeness and it would be Dr Holmes MD and his assistant Dr Watson.

Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.

I’m still holding out for Motörheads

My son died when someone joked about a laser accident!

So we got rid of most of the useful government data and now we’re paying gas fees to billionaires to store the rest. Great.

The five seasons are: spooky candy, christmas candy, easter candy, fresh strawberries, and ice cream.

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

One of my favorite things about the song is how literal the music video is for each verse.

Countdown to articles (that take themselves very seriously) about people getting really upset over the term “clanker lover”

This is how to engage the “I just can’t anymore” feature in video apps

My work laptop isn’t only configured for wired networking to enable this feature, but I feel better knowing its there.

It was right there in the title and I still made it to the 4th panel before I realized.

Hey Crabman.

That’s true for dogs, less so for cats. It’s also immaterial since we’re talking about present attitudes toward pets.

I like that, from the look of it, someone bought a cheap novelty sign from Hot Topic or Spencer’s, then promptly scanned it and set it loose.

Human/animal bonding is added because their faces retain neotenic features that remind us of babies.. So many are inclined to relate to them like children.

From that article:

Accumulating behavioral and neurophysiological studies support the idea of infantile (cute) faces as highly biologically relevant stimuli rapidly and unconsciously capturing attention and eliciting positive/affectionate behaviors, including willingness to care. It has been hypothesized that the presence of infantile physical and behavioral features in companion (or pet) animals (i.e., dogs and cats) might form the basis of our attraction to these species.

It has been hypothesized that both behavioral and physical infantile features present in companion animals might form the basis of our attraction to these animals and may bear some part of the responsibility for our motivational drive to pet-keeping and pet-caretaking (Archer, 1997).