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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Someone help me make a 'transition metals' joke here...

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Someone help me make a 'transition metals' joke here...

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • LostXOR@fedia.io
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    1 year ago

    Don’t forget about Nb people too! (niobium)

  • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world
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    Are they also only for children in wheelchairs?

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      no, no, no … you have to disable your child first … then you can use the restroom

  • Toofpic@feddit.dk
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    1 year ago

    And they both have cute little wheelchair persons as pets!

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      1 year ago

      “Honey, do you think we should get a little wheelchair person?”

  • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    Sup, mang?

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    wiki/Ferromanganese

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      1 year ago

      They can use whichever one they want.

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        1 year ago

        The real challenge: use both at once!

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          Pee might be slightly magnetic from all the rust & minerals, so with a complex system of magnets & pulleys, its possible.

  • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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    Huh, this is the exact design of some of the bathrooms at SFU. I wonder if it’s fairly common?

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    I was curious if there was a bimetal junction transistor (BJT) joke to make here, and turned up an interesting paper talking about a FeMn-bimetal complex effectively absorbing microwave radiation.

    Best I think we can do here is “trans-sister.”

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    Also what’s with the circle around women vs. the triangle around men? Is this some meaningful gender related symbolism that I’m unaware of?

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      On the left, you can see the shape of a female breast, on the right, the shape of a male penis.

    • lad@programming.dev
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      It looks more like “hey, a cool design”

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    Ok, what I love, is that the “symbol” for iron (circle with NE arrow), is used as the symbol for “male”, so it’s switched here.

    AND THEN, that same symbol is used by automaker Volvo… Which is awfully close to “vulva”… Which references back to female!

    • Mind blown *
  • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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    Female and man?

    • Neato@ttrpg.network
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      Yeah. Whoever decided on these is an idiot or deliberately calling women “females”. Just on a standardization issue one is sex and one is gender.

      • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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        Or they’re just having fun…

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      we don’t know if this pic was taken in an English speaking country

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      Feman and man

  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Obligatory trans meme. 😋

     

  • kronisk @lemmy.world
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    The hard thing is finding an infant in a wheelchair to go with you

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      Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Just find a regular infant and break its legs 🤷🏻‍♂️

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        Last time I checked, infants can’t walk anyway

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        Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        That’ll teach the little fucker for not handing over the candy.

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        Another one!?

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        I’m still missing a wheelchair. And now I really need to go.

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    Iron Man: Am I a joke to you?

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      He has always been Fe-male :P

      • Venia Silente@lemm.ee
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        omg the cringe that was “Tony is female coded” / “Tony vs Cap is domestic violence”.

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    Transition metals don’t exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

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      Found the cosmologist.

      • lledrtx@lemmy.world
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        Is that joke that on a cosmic level, it’s mostly hydrogen and helium (?) so others get ignored, like how genders other than the usual 2 get ignored? If so, that’s so smart and funny, wow.

        Or is it something else that I’m not getting?

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          Pretty much, the universe is hydrogen, helium, and rounding errors.

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      No, there are more elements. But there are only two elements there is an infinite supply of in the universe, Hydrogen and Stupidity, and we’re not sure about Hydrogen. /forgot whose joke this was

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        The internet says it is an Einstein quote.

        Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

        I am betting like most quotes attributed to him that it is made up though.

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      Come on bud, be a proper alloy!

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    Gender Alchemy

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