The irony of a tech worker storing crypto in a centralized exchange instead of an offline wallet.

For those that aren’t aware of the reference: 1992 L.A. riots

For singles I could understand, but double? Same goes for skeleton

Put options on NVIDIA? Still has the problem of having to prefict when it’ll pop.

Anyone else feel this image is off or is it just me?

Yo mama so fat because her nibbles are the size of bytes

(V)(ಠ,ಠ)(V)

I meant this as a rebuttal to the general statement “I’m a good driver so I don’t need to wear a seatbelt”

Unless you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, other drivers can be stupid and get you.

It takes you 4 tries to insert a USB-A plug

Someone should send it scam callers and see what happens.

Actually more because thermodynamics is a cruel mistress.

You leave it alone and wait so that management doesn’t expect tasks to be completed quickly.

“Acting your wage”

You’re assuming they know version control exists.

Basically Epic

Turns out making it easier to pay and access content (ie. Steam) actually encourages consumers to pay. Weird.

Facebook also developed react native so I don’t know what their excuse is.