Nani?!

Goddamn this community has been getting an activity boost. I’m not complaining, this is awesome

There called rocket scientists for a reason, not rock scientists.

This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it

I’m so tired of seeing Fraktur being used as the symbol font for the Third Reich.

Luckily I live in a country where education is free 😎

I LOVE self-checkouts for small shopping. No human interaction bullshit. Just beep your stuff, whip out your card and go. Rarely do I encounter technical problems.

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PAHAHAHA

My guess is on the Finnish leader. She’s the only one I know of who has been to a party at least.

This one wins.

“No living creature suffers”? You’re wrong! Cells live, and they’ll suffer death by consumption!

/j :P

Same hahaha

Can you not??

Genuinely, can we stop downvoting OP’s comments and post? No matter how little you can relate to this, it’s not justified to downvote someone not understanding why others find this weird. My god, this is No Stupid Questions, the last place where we should punish someone for confessing something that is important for them!

Be humane. Treat other people’s struggles with respect.

That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.

Alcohol makes you look older?

This is the best performance of this.

https://youtu.be/08mUpBKLMFk

Huh, I always thought “ain’t shit” comes from “this is so bad, it ain’t even shit”. Was probably just my personal take to explain it.

Thank you for this comment. I was reading by and wouldn’t have understood this gold unless I saw your comment.