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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I dont appreciate this picture of me

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I dont appreciate this picture of me

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Gnome Kat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    why does he have peen for hands?

  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hur-dur you’re terminally online. Unlike myself who can quit anytime.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    This is the same person who smugly replies with “Clearly you’ve never heard of [thing every person has fucking heard of]” or “Today you learned a very important lesson.” on some common wisdom that every person over the age of ten possesses.

    • clearleaf@lemmy.world
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      Oh you think a particular business practice is shitty? You know companies aren’t charities right?

    • moody@lemmings.world
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      Clearly it’s not. The keyboard only allows him to type “cringe” or “based.”

      This dude doesn’t have the means to be pedantic.

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 year ago

        BASED

        • Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de
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          CRINGE

      • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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        Don’t forget refresh only via F5, and a mouse with only a scroll wheel.

        Tbh it’s impressive he’s telling me to touch grass with this setup.

  • Zozano@lemy.lol
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    The only thing this guy is telling me is that I’m based or cringe, I don’t think he can tell me to touch grass, unless I understand Morse Code

    Based, based based based, cringe cringe based, based cringe based cringe, cringe cringe cringe cringe.

    Based based cringe, cringe based cringe, cringe based, cringe cringe cringe, cringe cringe cringe.

  • Funderpants @lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Nick Kroll has seen better days.

  • Igloojoe@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Is that moonmoon?

    • GunValkyrie@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It is MoonMoon.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      wtf is a moonmoon

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It’s a colony that was abandoned early in the Universal Century and who’s inhabitants regressed to a hunter-gatherer society.

  • Cabbage@lemmy.ca
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    I can’t touch grass. I’m allergic to it

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      Allergic cabbage

  • anon232@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Every linux user on lemmy

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      Basically everyone then

  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social
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    That’s a chudjak, since I’m not a chud this does not apply to me.

  • clearleaf@lemmy.world
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    Me when I post on an obscure video games message board 13 hours per day for 10 years and there are still people who don’t know gaming is beneath me.

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    OK fine. I just went outside and poked at the grass for several minutes. Now what?

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    Why does it matter who says it if the advice is good / bad?

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      If the person saying it never goes outside and I do every day, it’s not good advice. I often get the feeling this is the situation.

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          Ok very useful

          • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            1 year ago

            Thanks

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      It’s me, I’m saying it. The jeans people should touch grass.

      • ItsAFake@lemmus.org
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        Ok.

        • kn33@lemmy.world
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          Appropriate username

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Yes, I love touching jrass

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            For me it’s about the nice walk in the jarden.

            • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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              Bare feet against denim really is fantastic

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                Keep your fetishes to yourself, thanks.

                • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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                  I’ll think about it

          • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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            Sir, pls step away from the jr ass

            • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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              I can’t step, my denim jeet are stuck in the soil I mean joil.

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          Now you’ve jone it

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    I was actually just thinking today that when I get my new L desk at work and privacy screens, I’m gonna get a sun lamp and grow my own grass in a pot on my desk.

    I work in IT and taken on a much more removed roll, so it makes sense because I get out even less now.

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      Oh man we just convinced our boss to let us move out of the basement to a beautiful office with huge windows that wasn’t being used.

      I’m getting so many plants!

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        That’s awesome! Do it up! I’m so looking forward to the extra space. I’ve considered being impatient and taking over the spare desk next to me lol people just keep using it for storage and it’s making the big boss twitchy, so it would really be two birds one stone…

    • Doxin@yiffit.net
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      There’s a pretty wild variety of decorative grasses that’d look kick-ass as an office plant.

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    I get the impression though that being interminably online isn’t as taboo as it once had been. In my home country, not many children play in the streets anymore. It is a taboo actually if you are not signed up to the latest social media platform.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    This is what my Dark Souls characters look like before they obtain any humanity.

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