Uh-oh, Trigger. You’re getting too mad about me not responding to you the right way. You’re doing more than just pasting. How are you going to let everyone know about my massive ego unless you paste the exact same thing over and over twenty times?
How will anyone know how meek and humble you are now, Trigger? How will they know?!
Also, this would be thirteen. Seven to go! Go, Trigger! Go!
Oh Trigger. This whole thing doesn’t work if you try to talk to me instead of just paste things. I’ll do you the favor and just not read whatever you write that wasn’t part of your original paste. I stopped at “hint” on this one. You’ll have to get more creative, Trigger.
Fifteen! Look at you, Trigger! Doing exactly what I tell you every time! What a good little order-follower you are, just ready to follow Dear Leader wherever he tells you to go!
By the way, my other boot is looking a little dull. I need you to stick out your control-V tongue and give it a big old lick to get us to sixteen!
Now Trigger, I already told you I wouldn’t be reading anything new you’ve written. Sixteen, incidentally. Four more to go.
Now I’m going to stop responding to you until tomorrow because it amuses me to believe it will infuriate you to drag this out into a third day.
But while I’m gone, I expect you to lick control-v both of my boots into a pasty polish by morning. I can’t think of a better way to teach me not to have such a huge ego than for you to follow every single one of my orders like you’ve been doing so far, as if I have power over you.
I have faith in you, Trigger! Go, Trigger! Lick paste those boots like a good bootlicker paster!
Challenge Failed!
Insert 1 (one) Lemmy coin or comment to try again.
Hint: A single misstep can be a great teacher. Reflect on it, and your next move might surprise even you.
Uh-oh, Trigger. You’re getting too mad about me not responding to you the right way. You’re doing more than just pasting. How are you going to let everyone know about my massive ego unless you paste the exact same thing over and over twenty times?
How will anyone know how meek and humble you are now, Trigger? How will they know?!
Also, this would be thirteen. Seven to go! Go, Trigger! Go!
Challenge Failed!
Insert 1 (one) Lemmy coin or comment to try again.
Hint: Your ego is admirable. With a touch more focus, you could turn this setback into success.
Oh Trigger. This whole thing doesn’t work if you try to talk to me instead of just paste things. I’ll do you the favor and just not read whatever you write that wasn’t part of your original paste. I stopped at “hint” on this one. You’ll have to get more creative, Trigger.
Fourteen. Six to go! Good doggie!
Challenge Failed!
Insert 1 (one) Lemmy coin or comment to try again.
Fifteen! Look at you, Trigger! Doing exactly what I tell you every time! What a good little order-follower you are, just ready to follow Dear Leader wherever he tells you to go!
By the way, my other boot is looking a little dull. I need you to stick out your control-V tongue and give it a big old lick to get us to sixteen!
Challenge Failed!
Insert 1 (one) Lemmy coin or comment to try again.
Hint: Your ego is admirable. With a touch more focus, you could turn this setback into success.
Now Trigger, I already told you I wouldn’t be reading anything new you’ve written. Sixteen, incidentally. Four more to go.
Now I’m going to stop responding to you until tomorrow because it amuses me to believe it will infuriate you to drag this out into a third day.
But while I’m gone, I expect you to
lickcontrol-v both of my boots into a pasty polish by morning. I can’t think of a better way to teach me not to have such a huge ego than for you to follow every single one of my orders like you’ve been doing so far, as if I have power over you.I have faith in you, Trigger! Go, Trigger!
Lickpaste those boots like a good bootlickerpaster!