Fifteen! Look at you, Trigger! Doing exactly what I tell you every time! What a good little order-follower you are, just ready to follow Dear Leader wherever he tells you to go!
By the way, my other boot is looking a little dull. I need you to stick out your control-V tongue and give it a big old lick to get us to sixteen!
Now Trigger, I already told you I wouldn’t be reading anything new you’ve written. Sixteen, incidentally. Four more to go.
Now I’m going to stop responding to you until tomorrow because it amuses me to believe it will infuriate you to drag this out into a third day.
But while I’m gone, I expect you to lick control-v both of my boots into a pasty polish by morning. I can’t think of a better way to teach me not to have such a huge ego than for you to follow every single one of my orders like you’ve been doing so far, as if I have power over you.
I have faith in you, Trigger! Go, Trigger! Lick paste those boots like a good bootlicker paster!
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Fifteen! Look at you, Trigger! Doing exactly what I tell you every time! What a good little order-follower you are, just ready to follow Dear Leader wherever he tells you to go!
By the way, my other boot is looking a little dull. I need you to stick out your control-V tongue and give it a big old lick to get us to sixteen!
Challenge Failed!
Insert 1 (one) Lemmy coin or comment to try again.
Hint: Your ego is admirable. With a touch more focus, you could turn this setback into success.
Now Trigger, I already told you I wouldn’t be reading anything new you’ve written. Sixteen, incidentally. Four more to go.
Now I’m going to stop responding to you until tomorrow because it amuses me to believe it will infuriate you to drag this out into a third day.
But while I’m gone, I expect you to
lickcontrol-v both of my boots into a pasty polish by morning. I can’t think of a better way to teach me not to have such a huge ego than for you to follow every single one of my orders like you’ve been doing so far, as if I have power over you.I have faith in you, Trigger! Go, Trigger!
Lickpaste those boots like a good bootlickerpaster!