He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as:
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.
If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.
Anyway. One can shit with less.
I’d 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass
I know what I’d want to be held against me in a court of law that’s for sure
I can’t just pretend that’s not there!
We can discuss both!
Left and right, right?
I can. It’s very doable. And I think she wouldn’t want to be sexulized all the time
Does anyone actually like disproportionate ass that’s way too big like that?
I mean those trousers are doing some serious heavy lifting there.
It won’t look quite as disproportionate when untethered from it’s harness and allowed to pop back into it’s natural shape.
Yes.
I’m ok if it’s natty.
Yes in a fantasy kind of way I will fap to it and I would love one night with her for sure. Otherwise assuming it is a “bbl”, it would consider it a red flag for me personally. Someone that shallow and following bodyshape trends I would normally not date. It is also a disproportionately high cost thing to do for someone working as a police officer. That tells me something about their economic priorities… but she could also be running a successful onlyfans in the evenings, then it is a different story again… 🤔
i wouldnt mind it if its natural. the issue with it being artificial would probably be the personality behind creating it than on the ass itself.
Nah, I like realistically sized asses sitting on my face.
I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate
Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?
is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC
It’s not even shopped. Have a look at 0min36s : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVz0U3U0ko&t=37
That’s just the moment where they close a door, nothing (ever) happens after, what do you mean?
Mother of god
Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
Sacre bleu!
That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that’s the the only thing.
Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like… Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation
What headline?
I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn’t understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.
Gay guy here and I had trouble parsing the headline. I was relieved by the top comment. Phew.
Ohhhh there’s a way, there is a way!
Nailed it
There’s no way that isn’t shopped. If it isn’t, what’s her insta? I’d want proof.
How does she even get her pants on?
One leg at a time, I imagine.
It seems to be her https://www.instagram.com/nadine_djelassi/
That is her, searched her name and she’s trying to be an influencer on tiktok / Instagram, but her LinkedIn came out along with the rest of her networks as police. So yeah, 100%. It also seems she’s already known (not nsfw) lol
Her insta says “entrepreneur”. Which is… interesting, given that the vast majority of civil servants are forbidden from exercising any other profession in France.
Implants my guy
Not always, I went to school with a girl like that. Some are definitely real.
Found this…
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/kardashian-cop-has-people-begging-to-be-arrested-after-viral-video/
And a couple of pictures. Yeah, seems real. I’m shocked.
Damn… I’m in awe. I’m sure someone horny enough could identify her. She’s with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.
I ain’t got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.
Identify her? What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re literally suggesting a woman should be doxxed because of her looks.
Listen broski, don’t try that gaslighting shit here
You know that’s not what the person meant
“someone horny enough could identify her”
What’s your take to defend the commenter on that one?
Also that’s not what gaslighting means.
At most, I’ve misunderstood then and they haven’t clarified or edited.
She’s a public servant
Doxxed = looked up on Instagram.
She makes her photos public for everyone to see, it’s not doxxing.
Seeking someone’s irl name based on seeing them in a photo is fucked up, regardless of platform.
You’re working backwards, you seem to know this person is an influencer personality or something, and are assuming they’d therefore be fine with people seeking them out. The above comment (imo), and my comment are working from the photo only. As such, it’s fucked up.
Is this… real?
I’ve seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she’s got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it’s just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
Imagine you try to do your job and internet calls you officer badonkadonk. :D
My default these days is the former boomer mindset of: “It’s online? It’s probably not real.”
It’s way better than Officer “Dee MegaDooDoo”
It’s wild that just 25 years ago, this would not likely be the reaction.
Hemlines go up and down
Preference for badonk goes up and down
A manly penis size and high-heel height are also super culturally defined
Obligatory goku meme
Check out that damned paddywagon though
“I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space.”
I think it’s the mark of an enlightened society when a beautiful woman can make a living outside of arts, entertainment or prostitution.
There’s a dentist in the picture?
Bruh.
