I don’t get it

I haven’t laughed so hard at a comment in I bit. I can hear you spitting this at me like.

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.

“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.

—me to the neighbor’s mailbox

Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.

Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:

• “aitch tee tee pee ess colon backslash backslash…” or
• “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”

Let’s pick another one. Aces aren’t narcissists anymore than I am when I check myself out in the mirror. Buffalo Bill style.

Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.

Unlike X, Xvideos won’t allow you to upload digitally manipulated political content in order elect racist fascists. Win–win.

Holy fucking shit. I can’t believe this is a question people have asked and others have answered and that the answer is so unsatisfying for pedants.

Omg I h9 this so fucking much

Actual scambaiting is the closest thing I have to religion these days

On the one hand, thank you for being an accessibility buddy. On the other, shall we also transcribe the number and web address of my spammer, too?

Reminds me how I didn’t know that ’til and till are both words until way too recently

Omg this is essentially me too. I just waited to lose my patience until this White Guys incident.