I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
Popregon
Fun-size tonic
I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”
I dummy’d my way to the solution
You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
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I’ll bring weed
I’ll bring hammocks
I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
😾
… Oregon?
That’s Mississoda learn geology
What happened to Misterssoda?
Removed by mod
She.
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
I take Strategema for my adhd
xD
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
Tiny soda?
Now I get it
Small pop
Petite libation
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
No, this is Patrick
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
It’s the same burger.
This is an 11/10
Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
I’ve drank their “Best”.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
Brilliant.
