I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.
Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!
don’t worry, we, the rest of the world, have geography lessons. I know it’s California in the picture which is why the joke is so funny.
Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical
I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon
Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.
I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post
That’s the joke , numbnuts.
How to tell the dumbest of the dumbasses in a thread
Wait, the joke has wrong geography on purpose, numbnuts?
Yeah i know that you limp-dicked fuckface. I was just explaining it to our foreign friend here
Be nice, even if they weren’t first.
Sowee I’ll do better
Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍
Q: What’s less funny than an explained joke?
A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes
GOT DAMN!!!
I’m sorry tummy issues making me cranky
Be nice.
really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.
I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
It’s the same burger.
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
No, this is Patrick
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
This is an 11/10
Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
I’ve drank their “Best”.
Brilliant.
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Fun-size tonic
I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”
I dummy’d my way to the solution
You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
I’ll bring beer
I’ll bring weed
I’ll bring hammocks
I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
😾
… Oregon?
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
xD
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
I take Strategema for my adhd
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
That’s Mississoda learn geology
What happened to Misterssoda?
Removed by mod
She.
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
