I’m not offended, but I’m seeking out a few of the people who incessantly told me I’d burn in hell if I didn’t live like they did while growing up to rub it in their nose that I made my own path in life and still got to the same place they did.

Do you get to be offended in heaven? What is life in heaven?

By many accounts you just live in some god’s drugged out bliss or in the deity’s service. Unless it’s Valhalla, you get to have some fights and party a lot, then do it again tomorrow. Heaven? Don’t do anything, don’t advance, create, learn, eat, sleep, or exist in any form that touches on your earthly desires, wants, or needs. Heck, do you even have a body? If you are on some kind of other planet of existence, do you even recognize your former corporeal self and what you went through? Mind you this is for “eternity”, whatever that constitutes. Maybe you’re now an interdimensional alien! Oh, don’t bother quoting what anyone thinks or says about “heaven”, last I checked only one person allegedly has come back briefly and didn’t really fill in the blanks too well. It’s all made up BS.

So hypothetically? No, you don’t get to be offended. I don’t think you get to be human or retain your humanity. You’re stripped of self in heaven to be hooked up to god’s Matrix of Bliss™️ until the end of time.

Kinda sounds hellish by my standards.

I’m a Christian Universalist, so that’s exactly what I believe will happen.

If everyone who ever lived is there, it’s just an afterlife… And if literally everyone goes there, being offended that some people went there would be rather pointless

Not offended. Technically, if the descriptions are to be believed, then it’s going to be the happiest place to be. So if I’m so happy, I probably won’t care

Not really, my only information came from sleazy or delusional humans, not anything divine.

There are very anti-ethical/immoral people living in the same planet as ourselves right now. Are you offended by that? That’s just facts of this reality.

Anything will become hell if it goes on long enough. And eternity is pretty long; so the more, the merrier.

Buddy if the Christian conception of an afterlife is real I’m either gonna be chillin in the shade of a tree after a hard day’s work or whatever, or standing hand in hand around some multi sword mouthed geometric acid trip of a god saying “holy” on repeat in a trip that would put eating all the LSD in history to shame.

Either way who cares.

I’m highly offended that I got stuck in Christian heaven in the first place, and would register a complaint

I’m offended that I’m there.

The term for this is “Christian Universalism”.

Not at all. Now I get to suplex force ghost Hitler.

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I’d ask if I could go to the Medium Place and hang out with Mindy.