Do you get to be offended in heaven? What is life in heaven?
By many accounts you just live in some god’s drugged out bliss or in the deity’s service. Unless it’s Valhalla, you get to have some fights and party a lot, then do it again tomorrow. Heaven? Don’t do anything, don’t advance, create, learn, eat, sleep, or exist in any form that touches on your earthly desires, wants, or needs. Heck, do you even have a body? If you are on some kind of other planet of existence, do you even recognize your former corporeal self and what you went through? Mind you this is for “eternity”, whatever that constitutes. Maybe you’re now an interdimensional alien! Oh, don’t bother quoting what anyone thinks or says about “heaven”, last I checked only one person allegedly has come back briefly and didn’t really fill in the blanks too well. It’s all made up BS.
So hypothetically? No, you don’t get to be offended. I don’t think you get to be human or retain your humanity. You’re stripped of self in heaven to be hooked up to god’s Matrix of Bliss™️ until the end of time.
Do you get to be offended in heaven? What is life in heaven?
By many accounts you just live in some god’s drugged out bliss or in the deity’s service. Unless it’s Valhalla, you get to have some fights and party a lot, then do it again tomorrow. Heaven? Don’t do anything, don’t advance, create, learn, eat, sleep, or exist in any form that touches on your earthly desires, wants, or needs. Heck, do you even have a body? If you are on some kind of other planet of existence, do you even recognize your former corporeal self and what you went through? Mind you this is for “eternity”, whatever that constitutes. Maybe you’re now an interdimensional alien! Oh, don’t bother quoting what anyone thinks or says about “heaven”, last I checked only one person allegedly has come back briefly and didn’t really fill in the blanks too well. It’s all made up BS.
So hypothetically? No, you don’t get to be offended. I don’t think you get to be human or retain your humanity. You’re stripped of self in heaven to be hooked up to god’s Matrix of Bliss™️ until the end of time.
Kinda sounds hellish by my standards.
Fuck yeah.
I don’t wanna go to heaven. I wanna go to Elysium.