THEY’RE MINERALS, MARIE.
Woo wee. That’s a whole lot of crazy behind those eyes.
Is it just me or is she unsettling looking?
She looks exactly like Martha Kelly.
She played the drug boss in Euphoria.
It’s the bright red lipstick on thin, downturns lips. Also the “oh shit” look in her eyes as she realizes she’s completely fucked up her life. No bank will ever hire her again.
She apparently couldn’t be satisfied by legally stealing from people in her day job.
Clinical strength kleptomania really is the only thing that explains Wells Fargo. 
Do what you love and you’d never have to work!
$160… So like a pant and some beach towels?
How much could a banana possibly cost?
Not even a pair of pants just a pant lol
In each instance, Weiss allegedly fills a shopping cart with hundreds of dollars in merchandise, then scans and pays for a few items to generate a receipt she can show to a store associate as she walks out.
Sound legit
She stole $1281 of stuff over multiple shopping trips.
Target can ID faces and track thefts across multiple store trips.
One thing that any would be shoplifter should take away from this is NEVER steal from Target. Target waits and tallies up what a person has shoplifted until that dollar value exceeds what is required to charge them with felony theft, in Florida‘s case a dollar value greater than 750, and then has that person arrested.
i feel like you just told us the inverse. Shoplift from target, just figure out what a felony in your area is and take less than that first though.
Not legal advice:
I would limit to half of it to be safe.
Lol, I guess you’re right, not really what I was going for but to each their own.
So that’s how I can get a new xbox. Noice
I’ve heard that target waits until you hit some amount that makes it a felony then busts you hard
Which basically means you can steal from target, but only once.
Yeah, there is usually a dollar amount that you need to hit in order for charges to actually be meaningful in a number of states. For example, in CA you need to steal over $950 for a judge to have the option to make it a felony. If it’s under $950 it’s a slap on the wrist.
Is a pant just one side of a pair of pants?
No, it’s the front half
When asked why she repeatedly shoplifts when she has a good job, Weiss reportedly said she just didn’t have an answer.
Well she won’t have a good job anymore. Loooooooooool.
This is Wells Fargo we’re talking about, she’s getting a promotion and allowances to work from
homejail :/You kidding? This is exactly the kind of go-getter that meshes with Wells Fargo’s principles.
Yeah but she can hit the ground running in her next role!
Maybe she was researching for a role?
Finally, the bankers are being held accountable.
Anyone else who immediately thought of Mr. Mulvaney?:
In the office (Kinder Surprise): https://youtu.be/J6XwFAyxGiA?si=UcnjUwqE9Euvi2Aa
In the car: https://youtu.be/Glo_JYImJfg?si=qMlypdpO5aCcxZXH
Something similar happened in Albuquerque recently with a doctor/medical executive. She has a salary of almost $300k a year. It’s unclear what makes people do this - entitlement? Greed? For thrills? I can say though from experience running a small independent retail art supply store, the people who stole from us the most were well-off women who were otherwise good customers. It seemed like they thought they were entitled to a “special discount”, like they resented that we consistently made money from them and didn’t offer special deals.
Isn’t kleptomania a real disorder?
Does it matter? I thought the standard is “knowing right from wrong” in terms of mental illness defense.
it definitely still matters…
I think?
But I was simply providing one possible answer for the person above wondering, “what makes people do this?”
Of course it does.
It can. We has a local here who had some kind of compulsion to throw rocks (big ones) off of overpasses at cars.
He knew it was wrong, and the guilt evidently fucked with him a lot, but he also couldn’t stop himself. Eventually he had to turn himself in and hope the state didn’t execute him or something.
This is a problem having cashiers would solve.
Of course she’s from Florida.
Didn’t she get to steal enough from customers at work? Dude, leave the office in the office.
I’m surprised that more people don’t know not to FAFO involving Target. When a company has a lab that’s sophisticated enough where LEOs ask for assistance on unrelated investigations, that’s never a good sign.
lol… law enforcement does not get help from target, ffs
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They absolutely do.
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2011/10/21/target-forensics-lab
some minnesota local news blog from 2011… yeah ok
faced with evidence that includes public radio and the atlantic, you decide it’s all bullshit because your overwhelming mountain of evidence to strengthen your premise is - zilch?
look dweezle, assert your own facts with citations or admit you’re wrong, you sound like a right wing bozo.
wow, what an overwhelming mountain of evidence!
you resorted to childish name calling… which is very right wing of you, ummm also you seem like a genocidal dictator!
and a person with poor table manners!!!p.s. dweezil is pretty cool anyways, so thanks for the compliment.
and you still don’t have an argument to posit.
what a weak mind. nothing but distractions and garbage floating around up there huh?
and you still don’t have an argument to posit
posit? like you’re participating in some sort of discussion?
no, you’re very weakly trolling, and i won’t be positing any arguments to someone of your churlish disposition…
MPR is MInnesota Public Radio, not ‘some local news blog’, and Target is headquartered in Minnesota.
amazing
yeah ok
Unbeknownst to most, Target has a top-rated forensic services laboratory that provides forensic examinations, and assists outside law enforcement with help on special cases.
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/04/csi-walmart/521565/
Target and Walmart both declined to comment for this story, but in a press release from 2012, Target said it volunteers to get involved with with “felony, homicide, and special-circumstances cases.” In 2008, a Target spokesperson told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that a quarter of the cases it worked on were unrelated to the company itself.
so they look at surveillance video for murderers… they’re not solving outside crimes
Inside, they comb through video-surveillance records and spirit data out of devices that have seen better daysits a “digital forensics” lab… they’re investigating embezzlement… hackers…
the whole “target is the panopticon” thing is a clever viral marketing ploy to reduce shoplifting…that and the thing where they supposedly keep tabs on you for years until you hit a felony total of shoplifting, THEN they bust you and you have to pay $5,000,000,000…
that’s not even how laws work…Exactly, I liked how the first link was from Target
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She forgot she wasn’t at work anymore.
Nah she just likes to take work home with her. Doesn’t have to be her work, clearly.
Nice.
