…and nothing in Minnesota changed.
That would literally put the Vinlanders in their place.
Well not literally. The Vikings were in Canada. But close enough.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Anse_aux_Meadows#Norse_activity
Interesting, thanks!
That’s MAD!
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Tasmanian queen!
Not dark but beautiful, and terrible as the dawn!
Treacherous as the sea!
Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
All shall love me and despair!
The US could never win from Denmark. Every tank or plane they destroy, Denmark just rebuilds as they are made from Lego.
Honestly, I have 15 years of naval experience, the Danish are one of the best trained and most modern navies I’ve ever seen or worked with (together with Germany and Norway) while the Americans nearly shot down their own helicopter by mistake, MULTIPLE TIMES, if it wasn’t for an allied unit to intervene at the last moment like:
“This is US warship, hostile contact incoming, final warning read, opening fire.”
“This is NL warship, hold your fire! wtf guys, did we miss an exercise or something? Are you aware you’re about to open fire on your own helo right now?”
“This is US warship, hostile contact now friendly, out.”
I’ve never seen a more incompetent navy out there, and I’ve worked with Italian, French and Peruvian navies too so that says a lot.
They may look impressive, with all their tech and carriers, but remember: They fought a 20 year war in Afghanistan against illiterate nomads with 60 year old kalashnikovs who live in caves, and they lost.
That said, Afghan peoples have successfully fought off a lot of superior forces over the centuries. Most recently before the U.S., the Soviets.
Afghanistan is just not a great place for a military to root out a guerilla force. Those caves you’re talking about are a big reason. The people who know the land have used that knowledge to their advantage for millennia and it’s not something modern technology can really win against unless you’re talking dropping a nuke on them.
Also USA basicaly just won. They just didint really had a plan for afghanistan.
I know, I’ve been there
Hey now. The US also lost a war against jungle villagers, and then later started losing wars against inanimate objects like drugs.
I can’t think of a war where the US decidedly won it since the civil war, which is purely on the technicality that the confederacy was not the US. It does feel like WW2 was carried by the russians and as of today we’ve lost the war of hearts and minds over it
At least it’s not as bad as Australia. They lost wars against emu’s, beatles, toads, rabbits and mice. Source This is so funny xD
The US could never win from Denmark. Every tank or plane they destroy, Denmark just rebuilds as they are made from Lego.
Nobody wins a Lego war. You think that unexploded munitions left behind from conventional wars are bad, imagine condemning generations to come to live in a world where you could step on a stray Lego brick at any time.
Make USA either danish or vanish?
If just florida vanished that would probably solve a few problems.
Just wait a few years for some more glaciers to melt.
We’re good, thanks
no; you’re not.
I’m Danish
Selling Pølser in Ny København, producing Olsenbanden in Englene, playing handball in Vindensby.
Lars Ulrich renames Nashville to Musikby. Burning Man is replaced by Roskilde Vest.
Forget Budlight, you’ll only get Tuborg or Carlsberg.
I am looking forward to the day when HM Queen Margrethe II officially decrees Solvang to be the new capital of the new semi-autonomous Danish territory.
Instantly doubles the sandwich supply.
smørrebrød
God I wish
As a Berniecrat, I’m been advocating for making the US more like Denmark for decades.
A shame that it took an attempt to erase the sovereignty of Greenland to make this meme. 🤪
Now replace D with V
They couldn’t do worse than the current leadership, lets do it
I would welcome the Danes to takeover the USA.
I…fucking…love it!!!
Bring on the new Danelaw!
