Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

Well I mean people have to strip naked in the laundromat to wash their clothes. What, you guys don’t do that?

For real though, I’d guess it’s just because it’s sort of a meet-cute type of location since patrons may kill time there while their clothes wash and dry and might chat with other patrons while waiting.

Salvador Dalí (1904-1989)

Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

People seem to think they lived mostly or entirely in the 1800’s. The fact that Rick Wakeman of the rock bands Yes and The Strawbs had once pushed Dalí offstage in 1970 is such a weird overlap of eras.

France used the guillotine for the last time in 1977.

There is still one Blockbuster store open, located in Bend, Oregon.

Ponzi scheme? Multi-Level Marketing? Pyramid scheme?

This Wilbury really do be traveling

“…yet we didn’t die”

Funnier than Giuliani getting served indictment papers at his own birthday party?

Bots? On Elon Musk’s Twitter? And spreading disinformation? To shill for Trump? Inconceivable!

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Headline writer should have learned scientific notation

Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:

As usual, this probably won’t amount to even so much as a slap on the gold-plated wrist for him

Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives

“You all will be stardust”