the craving for absolute slop rears its ugly head every once in a while. I blame the ennui

it’s really easy to exploit the worse parts of human psychology en masse when you have money, and its incredibly hard to undo that

My vote is for Gretchen.

Fingers. He looked like my hand because I was a silly goober who thought imaginary friends were dumb, but had no issue with anthropomorphizing my own hand.

That old person feeling of no longer being with “it”, and what’s “it” now being strange and scary probably compounds over the centuries.

It was like a dark an unspeakable revelation out of a cosmic horror novel when I learned that some freaks in the states concocted deep fried butter.

The soothing tones of the dark souls 1 character creation menus

Rubber. The movie about the tire who woke up and chose violence.

yeah, the dark priest has lots of disadvantages to start, but once you can get a crew of undead and the Marriage going, he really comes into his own-- wait, what are we talking about?

be excellent to each other

party on dudes

pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month

ZZZ, F-Zero X, Balatro, UESRPG3e, and SotDL.

Theuppermostinlife curates a bunch of music they like, and I share some of their taste so that’s where I get a bunch of new stuff from.

uh no not really. I’m just here for memes and doomscrolling

beans. we’ll get em next time

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maybe for-profit news organizations should get another business model. My computer is a temple and merchants can get out.

For sure, they’re great in 2e. I remember that -4 penalty to strength in pf1e and their poochie-esque Wyvaran cousins trying to dragonborn it up tho

The ball was blue and kind of glossy, clearly made of plastic.

The person was a scruffy looking femme character in black and white. I just subbed in a character from a comic post above this one.

The ball was about 50% bigger than a baseball.

The table was a round coffee table with that fake wood texture paneling you see on cheap furniture, you know the type? It was a muted brown color.

I did know that I was probably expected to visualize details on the described object, but not the person or table!

Kobolds deserved the place in the player’s handbook that dragonborn got. Those little scrappy fuckers maybe being the actual scions of dragons appeals to me in a way that dragonborn just do not.

its kind of bad, because I’ve got some pretty garbage internet. Steamlink works well enough for slow paced games like balatro and stardew, but anything like skyrim or binding of isaac has noticable problems and multiplayer games are right out.

I’ve heard of people running SF6 sets with no trouble though, so ymmv