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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

It's absolutely true.

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It's absolutely true.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    Futurama ass timeline

    • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      Relevant xkcd

  • IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      No because there isn’t a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

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      Removed by mod

      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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        6 months ago

        The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.

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          Removed by mod

        • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!

        • django@discuss.tchncs.de
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          6 months ago

          Thank you, I feel the same.

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      It still uses a pump

      Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        flac://android.cid/

  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    6 months ago

    I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true

    • Scrollone@feddit.it
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      6 months ago

      Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

    • MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      I’m making a community note on this right now.

      True.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 months ago

      Community note: this is absolutely factual.

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    This guy’s poor wife… We all know why he’s been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so…

  • Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works
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    Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.

    um…/s

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      It sparks whenever you hit the button.

      • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel plays in background

          shock the monkey

  • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    The location of this comma, really annoys me.

    • renzev@lemmy.world
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      We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

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      Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.

  • Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    No might about it.

  • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Can confirm.

  • Rufus Q. Bodine III@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Confirmed by Snopes.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    Too much was being asked of it

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    Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?

    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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        He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    It’s not his bag, baby!

    • Pumpkin Escobar@lemmy.world
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG88rWGiYZw

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Hey whats this?

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