Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?
Futurama ass timeline
Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?
No because there isn’t a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.
Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.
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The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.
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TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!
Thank you, I feel the same.
It still uses a pump
Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.
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I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true
Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.
I’m making a community note on this right now.
True.
Community note: this is absolutely factual.
This guy’s poor wife… We all know why he’s been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so…
Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.
um…/s
I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.
It sparks whenever you hit the button.
That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel plays in background
The location of this comma, really annoys me.
We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.
Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.
No might about it.
Can confirm.
Confirmed by Snopes.
Too much was being asked of it
Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?
He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC
He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.
It’s not his bag, baby!
Hey whats this?
