Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
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That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
Only 1900s kids would understand.
Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I’ll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
Hmmmmm… So does that make me a time traveler? I’ve always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
Are the years metric?
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
drugs are a helluva drug
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
it’s me sink.
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then…
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you’d be 73 next year.)
Would that not be 113?
Would that not be 113?
🤦 indeed 😳 thanks. (edited)
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Same, but I’m feeling better today
I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
Time is a human invention.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist! Oh, what’s the time?
It’s quarter to nine. Time to have a bath.
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
I’d say I’m surprised
But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves
