bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.

Put some commas in there.

The fact that fear exists is a reason to stand up against the government.

Found the middle management testing out their interview question about creativity.

Wait, I thought that if I didn’t understand it instantly then I’ll never get it!

Yeah, I tried restoring a 32 bit laptop and it was a nightmare finding support for it.

4k+ nested if statements with comments.

Add an extra panel at the bottom for full bars on 5G, but websites won’t load anyways.

Not sure on the specifics, but I’ve dealt with my fair share of black widows. Their webs usually contain a shriveled up corpse of a male just kinda hanging about.

Same. I work from clock in to clock out and don’t usually even have a second to check for messages on my phone from family.

This is Lemmy, where if you even hint at saying “It’s not just Capitalism”, you’ll be downvoted into oblivion.

Don’t you know how happy everyone has always been under communist and socialist governments? Not a single sad soul to be seen under those establishments! /s

Reminds me of an old flash video by Jim Ether hosted on thefriendsociety called “Don’t touch the pan.” It lasted about 5 seconds, looped, and is no longer available for our viewing pleasure, but it was scripted as thus:

Person 1: “Don’t touch the pan! The pan’s hot.”
Person 2: “I’m going to touch the pan.”
Person 2 touches the pan.
Person 2 screams in agonizing pain at probably 10x decibels louder than the rest of the speech.

Not Costco’s cargo shorts. I bought two separate pairs and both got giant holes in the back out of nowhere. I don’t have holes in any of my other pants/shorts. I don’t even know how it happened, but clearly cheap af and not worth it, even if they were affordable.

Visitor to your grave: “…I need more context.”
Your ghost: “It’s about AI art.”
Visitor: “…I still don’t get it.”
Ghost: “That’s because you’re a robot. Everybody’s just robots now. Us ghosts are all that’s left of humanity. All that you know is based on what we suffered to learn and create.”
Robot visitor: “…but why a rat with a big butt?”
Ghost: “Draw one, and reflect on the cloud of noise that you produce instead.”
Robot: *draws a rat with a big butt
Ghost: “…AI wasn’t as good back then. Fuck you.” *whisps away

That was the most upsetting of all of the examples. How condescending (GoOgLe iT). What an ass.

Nah, but pirate cats? I’ll play that!

I’ve posted this on reddit back in the day, both on r/tipofmytongue and r/tipofmyjoystick.

There was a free indie game that I installed on my Windows PC back in the 2000s. I don’t know where I got it, but I don’t think it was Steam. The game was a 2D platformer where the main character was I think a red cat. I remember it being kind of fast paced, and you had a sword, and at one point can shoot lasers or something which played into the platforming (I think charging it and shooting it downwards gave you like a double jump? I’m not 100% sure if this is accurate).

I’ve tried so hard to find this game again, but time and time again I’ve come up empty.

Some more details, though it’s very foggy at this point:

• I think there was a level select screen, kinda similar to like Mario 3
• There is the typical friendly village level where you can talk to NPCs
• I think one level was on top of a train.

Makes me think of Disintegration Loops

Schedule meetings, attend meeting, tell others to do stuff. Profit.

…I got better…