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Well… they’re not Republican, or they’d have used Newt Gingrich for the first one, and the little girl from the Aliens movie in the second.
Sexy Newt:

I’m sorry, Your Honor, newths
Please tag NSFW. Not trying to get fired over these steamy newts…
i don’t want to work someplace i can’t look at steamy newts
He’s where the fun is at
she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
…I got better…
Hell yeah








