Found OP

Cover the entire thing in Molle

• add a red button to fire the nukes
• take the rest of the unlimited budget for expenses.

Kill dissidents https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella

Pretty much everything from Johnny English

I’d put the unlimited budget to work miniaturizing a drone fleet powerful enough to maintain position / reliably follow the user thru storm winds that hold a large umbrella-style cover over you.

I never use umbrellas cuz I feel like they’re annoying to carry and you still get wet, but if it just reliably kept me dry with no extra work on my part I’d be more interested.

Somehow rain never hits you from the side even when it’s windy or your running really fast.

Make it so it never rains if you have the umbrella with you.

I’m gonna stuff that unlimited budget between the fabric layers of mine and take it home with me.

comes up with tactics as the name implies

Shield from rain

Found the middle management testing out their interview question about creativity.

My umbrella will be super light. It will connect on my back and blocks rain whichever the direction it’s coming from. Think Dr Oct but only one limb holding an umbrella.

It wouldn’t be the first… the KGB assassinated a guy with one at least once.Bulgarian Umbrella

It’s absolutely bananas that this would come up now, because I’m almost finished designing one in FreeCAD lol. Is it in the zeitgeist right now or something? Is it because the most recent No Kings had a yellow umbrella theme?

Mind you, I’m very untalented at CAD, just doing it for funsies and to learn the Assembly workbench. I will upload it to ManyFold when it’s done and tested though if anyone’s interested.

I’m hoping it’ll be sturdy enough to survive blunt impacts, and able to slow down some weaker munitions, but it’s gonna be on the heavy side. Expecting it to cost roughly $100 worth of parts. You could definitely build it WAY cheaper but I’m going all high quality.