The unbrawlah. Any violence ends when you get within a meter or so of the umbrella when open. Not bounces off like a forcefield but like a zone of safety.
I add a chatbot to it.
Found OP
Cover the entire thing in Molle
- add a red button to fire the nukes
- take the rest of the unlimited budget for expenses.
Kill dissidents https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella
Pretty much everything from Johnny English
I’d put the unlimited budget to work miniaturizing a drone fleet powerful enough to maintain position / reliably follow the user thru storm winds that hold a large umbrella-style cover over you.
I never use umbrellas cuz I feel like they’re annoying to carry and you still get wet, but if it just reliably kept me dry with no extra work on my part I’d be more interested.
the song “jesus walks” has to play full volume fron the drone speakers when this happens
Somehow rain never hits you from the side even when it’s windy or your running really fast.
Make it so it never rains if you have the umbrella with you.
In before all life going extinct due to a massive drought.
What would happen if I wore my rain boots (it always rains where they are worn) and held this umbrella?
I’m gonna stuff that unlimited budget between the fabric layers of mine and take it home with me.
comes up with tactics as the name implies
Shield from rain
Found the middle management testing out their interview question about creativity.
My umbrella will be super light. It will connect on my back and blocks rain whichever the direction it’s coming from. Think Dr Oct but only one limb holding an umbrella.
