• 567PrimeMover@kbin.social
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      8 months ago

      Good catch, that’s really weird. They must be trying to enhance the battered spouse look because that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

      • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8 months ago

        that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

        That’s the result of the best BJs on this side of the Mississippi

    • WeeSheep@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Unfortunately, women tend to want partners, men want caregivers. Reminding him to care for his kids because he doesn’t recognize how children as his responsibility is now a women’s personality issue, rather than a man’s personality issue. It’s wild that a woman doing merely most of the care work and the full entirety of family organization from cleaning to meals has become something to look down on as a woman failing rather than men being irresponsible and not respecting their spouse.

      • Drewelite@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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        8 months ago

        Men tend to trend more irresponsible, women more neurotic, in my experience. There’s plenty of exceptions, but on the whole that’s what I’ve seen. Neither is good, both can collapse a relationship. In straight relationships this can result in women taking on everything. Even where she’s overcome (or not originally had) any neuroticism, a sufficiently irresponsible man can still put the problem on her shoulders.
        What I think you’re omitting is that this can happen in reverse.

        Even when a man overcomes (or didn’t originally have) any irresponsibility, a sufficiently neurotic woman can still put all the problems on him. He has to pull the tasks away from her because she thinks only she can do it ‘right’. Only then can he pull his weight. But he then must also do the dance of convincing his partner that he’s doing a good job, or she’ll just feel compelled to do the work again herself.

        Of course most relationships are somewhere between these extremes. And some even see the roles reversed. People are, of course, extremely diverse. But this is a common pattern I’ve seen.

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        8 months ago

        You are making a lot of sweeping generalizations that are wildly inaccurate. Some of those statements (hell, maybe all of them) may be true for certain socio-political subgroups of our society, but I absolutely do not agree that that’s the dynamic through which most heterosexual people view their partners (or more accurately, the idea of a partner).

        You’re basically just regurgitating the “atomic family” ethos from back in the 1950s.

      • Katrisia@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Unfortunately, women tend to want partners, men want caregivers.

        Thank you. Nobody’s seeing that. All the comments saying the woman is mean, instead of talking about how irresponsible the man must be that he needs a reward system to do what he should be doing on his own* for his family.

        *I’m not sure if it’s the right expression. I mean by his own volition and out of responsibility.

        Edit: I won’t acknowledge the rest of your comment because, honestly, it got confusing.

      • Wirrvogel@feddit.deEnglish
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        8 months ago

        Reminding him to care for his kids

        by treating him like a kid will not help. Yes, making clear that you expect him to share the care work with you is important. Making rules together can be a way of doing it, but he needs to do it because he is the dad and her partner and a reasonable adult that takes their responsibilities serious, not because he wants a BJ at the end of the week. They both need couple therapy, because he isn’t a responsible adult and she infantilizes him on top.

      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        8 months ago

        I’m really surprised this got downvoted… don’t get me wrong, I downvoted as well, but… this is not what I expected.

      • RaoulDook@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        8 months ago

        You may be right in general, but none of that is a good excuse for a transactional sex life.

        If I wanted to exchange services (labor) for sex, I could simply take the money earned from labor to purchase it from a prostitute. That is not what a marriage should be like.

    • taanegl@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Look at his eyes, and look at his face… this is the trained male.

      Long have nation states and governments tried to break the male, to wrangle the male into a submissive state, but none are more successful than the woman sociopath.

      The female sociopath is in many ways addicted to control. Her one impulse to anything the male does is how she can turn it into her advantage, to control the male entirely.

      Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs, so it’s up to him wether or not the pain and degradation is worth it. 4/10 males say it is.

      Look at his eyes. He’s truly worked for this.

      • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs

        Honestly that’s a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it’s all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.

        • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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          8 months ago

          Also … if you have too many questions for the transaction from the start … it probably isn’t a worthwhile transaction.

          • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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            8 months ago

            On the contrary, given my current life experience, I damn well diserve answers to all the questions I may have… if there are none or not enough, yes, the transaction is not worthwile.

      • iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Wtaf did I just read, and why god does it have so many up votes. Please let this be a copy pasta.

        • taanegl@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          Voluntary. I’m ace. But I’m also an aspiring Gonzo writer. Check my other comments.

  • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    I’m glad everyone finds it weird and gross, but I’m also amused at how many people don’t know this is a five year old joke from a mommy blogger at this point.

    Never actually real, just meant to make people who were currently dealing with sticker boards and feeling weird about it chuckle.

    • The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      I’m appalled that you actually expect me to do research on memes and not accept them at face value. Leave my propaganda addled mind in peace dammit.

    • JDubbleu@programming.dev
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      8 months ago

      It honestly blows my mind how many people on Lemmy are completely incapable of interpreting sarcasm. I know Poe’s Law and all that, but this is pretty clearly a joke.

      • kromem@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        8 months ago

        As has been pointed out before, Lemmy is mostly people who up and left Reddit.

        There’s a variety of different archetypes that did that.

        And it explains a lot of the more head scratching experiences I’ve had here.

      • iAmTheTot@kbin.social
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        8 months ago

        We live in a post Trump presidency, post Covid mandates world. Nothing is pretty clearly a joke anymore.

        • Eranziel@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          Yeah, this. I’m certain there do exist people in this world who have a chart like this. Probably they just happen to enough sense to not post the chart online, or are too obscure for theirs to become the meme.

      • bstix@feddit.dkEnglish
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        8 months ago

        The comments are really weird. Not just about the chart training and prostitutional aspect, but also that people who argue about it still seem to have a shared opinion that stererotypical men won’t do these tasks.

        So, even if they acknowledge that the meme is crazy in one way or the other, they’re still reinforcing the negative stereotype of the bumbling sitcom dad and that these tasks are not manly or something.

        This joke is quite toxic even when understood as a joke.

  • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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    8 months ago

    This image is a fractal of red flags. It’s almost art.

    “I won’t donate your favourite put stained shirt”

    What the fuck? One, it’s a dick move to dispose of his stuff, and two, why are you donating garbage? Does she think the poor want to buy stained clothes? It’s like that Seinfeld muffin bottom scene.

    Just all of this is awful.

    Edit: how far does the “get out of the dog house free” card go?

  • Stanwich@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    She’s gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He’s just gonna point to the chart. Doesn’t say who from?

  • Zozano@lemy.lol
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    8 months ago

    Step 1: drink water

    Step 2: piss

    Step 3: put seat down

    Step 4: repeat 5 more times

    Step 5: wait till I’m nagged

    Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat

    Step 7: continue ignoring child’s needs

    Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    The creepiest thing about that is how she wants her husband to be her child and still put his penis in her mouth. Fucked. Up.

    • iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      I would say the creepiest part is that this man needs a childish chart like this just to take care of his children. She’s not his mom and honestly they should talk separation instead of having to come up with incentive charts just to get him to be a father.