I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.

Fair, enough

How do you feel about punctuation?

I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.

https://youtu.be/mpdZzAe35_Q

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ

It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.

It’s not easy being green.

Too much hair

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It’s true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.

Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…

I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao

Total chode move

Rich, creamy, garlic

Sex is like emotional support, I’ll take it where I can get it.

I would also fart and pee myself if I ever met Homander

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

Hey it tickles